If you could have a conversation with yourself from when you were a kid, what would you say?

If you could have a conversation with yourself from when you were a kid, what would you say?

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Major in computer science, not English

Don't stay out late the one night so you won't have to deal with a lifetime of abandonment issues.

Don't go into your shell in middle school, keep the same mindset as now. Also don't be ashamed of being gay you'll be okay.

Don't get a job in high school. Instead pick up something athletic and try to be more involved in your high school. Instead of wondering why you have no friends you should focus your time on your studies and you can worry about friendship later. Spend a lot of time deciding which high school to go to, one of the biggest mistakes I ever made was picking the wrong school and then transferring half way through. If you're looking for a way out of your hometown than focus on going to university in a city where you'd rather be.

Cigarettes are a waste of time and money.

also be careful not to drink too much at social gatherings or even alone, only drink a little bit or not at all.

ask your parents for money, they will give it to you.

Work and study at the same time, you fan do it, and also, don't reject any girls that wants you, you'll regret it later on

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damn...you alright user?

Your folks are your greatest enemies. If you want to get where you are today, learn the art of war and use it to get to where you want to be instead of letting someone else control your life.

Why so much porn on Yea Forums?

Working on the recovery. Long story and spans many moons user...

Who the fuck forgot to inform a few people they were training? I don't want to ask who has done this, its only part of our god damn business now. When does the real shit begin because I'm 30 and I'm tired of sitting around for nothing. You want ISIS to die then what the fuck are we waiting for? God damn it, I need more vodka for this shit.

Put money on Trump in 2016.

i'd tell myself the winning lottery numbers for the draw after my 18th birthday and the one right before the 1 billion + jackpot was hit. and i'd list a few names of hoes to avoid

Fuck your mom while u can, dont the opportunity go by..

Its not illegal if you dont get caught

DON'T FUCKING GO TO THAT PUBLIC UNERVISITY YOU FUCKING RETARD, YOUR PARENTS ARE LYING TO YOU. STOP SLEEPING ON THE SCHOOL AND STUDY FOR FUCK SAKE. AND MOST IMPORTANT SHIT. STOP USING THE COMPUTER YOU ARE WASTING YOUR TIME, PLAYING CLUB PENGUIN WILL NOT HELP YOU IN ANYTHING LIFE

Train yourself to be a master magician and make yourself disappear

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Thanks OP for allowing me a chance to start my story. Perhaps one day I can share more...

I like this type of thread.

Don't listen to your dad, you'll live his horrible life...

Student loans are a fucking trap. Go to trade school, you dumb shit.

Don't beat off in class, you won't get away with it.

I'd tell my younger self that I'll meet a girl when I move to the city and I'll meet her again 7 years later, except then she'll be a single mom

Kill yourself

I would probably say some shit like "don't be scared of being mature with girls" because I was a pussy and ran from my first girlfriend.

I would say “don’t stick your dick in crazy” and focus on education before you stick your dick in anyone.

What trade is the easiest?

Everything you've ever been told is a lie. Everything.

Yeet

>Jews are bad and run the world
>Hitler was right
>Don't go college just get your welding cert right out of HS
>All women are whores
>Keep shitposting it'll get you somewhere