Hey guys, I've been swallowing a shitload of this crap but won't die. What's wrong?

you fucking retard. Just swallow a fuckton aceteminophen. It'll either give you liver failure, or you'll be vomiting for a while. If you change your mind about wanting to die, you have about half an hour to purge yourself, then get to a hospital. Any longer, and there's no medication or treatment that can save you.

Nah cyanide is a lot more fool proof

Extremely painful and slow
Hanging is painless but you panic a lot

ratpoison is spesificly designed to take several days before the animal dies. that because if they die straight away the other rats will understand why and stay the fuck away from the poison. the package says it clear that antidote is vitamin k or whatever. i guess it inhibits the bodys production or digestion of that vitsmin or something like that and it will after a while lead to fatal illness and death. so you probably have a few days to think about it before you become a hero. i bet you will pussy out and call 911 before this thread 404s

are you fucking stupid? Bleach will burn all the way down, burn your stomach, burn your intestines. Not only that, but it's gonna take a while to actually kill you, like, 20 minutes to a few hours. And it will burn the entire time.

So? Pain is temporary, plus you're dying anyways so who gives a fuck

Slow and painful, but you drink enough and youll die for sure

>who cares if you die a slow, painful death, as opposed to a quick, painless death, since your gonna die anyways

ok retard

Literally can't prove me wrong retard

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I think youre actually retarded. your words were
>pain is temporary, and your going to die"
wtf do you want me to prove?