Hey guys, I've been swallowing a shitload of this crap but won't die. What's wrong?

then you obviously are not eating it

Oh come the fuck on, I fucked it up again.

How long? Takes 20 minutes at least to start digesting.

why does it even matter if you are going to die? underage fags like you really piss me off

I ate a bunch a couple hours ago and nothing happened. Just ate another batch, let's see what happens.

If it is rat poison?
Doest that also mean it is actually
blood thinner

That's the fucking problem, I'm NOT dying.

yea it's blood thinner

it takes a lot of rat poison to kill you. rodents are much more sensitive to blood thinners than humans.

Suggest you get some help immediately. This does not sound like a pleasant way to go (it takes up to 2 days???)

Anticoagulants such as warfarin in rat poisons normally cause bleeding several days after ingestion. Visible bleeding may occur from the nose and gums and causes large bruises all over the body. Visible blood may be seen in the urine and stools and may also be vomited. Internal bleeding can cause pallor and low blood pressure. Bleeding can deplete red blood cells, causing anemia. Fatigue, shortness of breath, rapid heartbeat, dizziness, headache, and cold hands and feet can occur. Bleeding into the brain can cause confusion, agitation or lethargy.

warfarin right?
Dont know if this is the same

Oh fuck. I wanted to go down fast. I should have researched it better.

Yea go to the hospital. Otherwise you're in for a couple of days of pissing blood, puking blood, random bleeding, and brain hemorrhaging

Ayyyyy, OP you done goofed. You better get your stomach pumped you stupid retard

Yea Forumsros this is now serious. Gotta keep this thread alive for days, so we can watch op die

Why fuck around with shit like this, go tried and true, go with bleach. It's the #1 kill yourself drink. Proven to clean all of lifes problems^tm

And you won't either, dipshit. It'll make your insides bleed for fucking days first.

Got a bottle of bleach right here. How fast is it?

Lmao good job retard
Enjoy going out like this documentingreality.com/forum/f166/suicide-eating-rat-poisoning-156758/

Don’t kill yourself, retard

you fucking retard. Just swallow a fuckton aceteminophen. It'll either give you liver failure, or you'll be vomiting for a while. If you change your mind about wanting to die, you have about half an hour to purge yourself, then get to a hospital. Any longer, and there's no medication or treatment that can save you.

Nah cyanide is a lot more fool proof

Extremely painful and slow
Hanging is painless but you panic a lot

ratpoison is spesificly designed to take several days before the animal dies. that because if they die straight away the other rats will understand why and stay the fuck away from the poison. the package says it clear that antidote is vitamin k or whatever. i guess it inhibits the bodys production or digestion of that vitsmin or something like that and it will after a while lead to fatal illness and death. so you probably have a few days to think about it before you become a hero. i bet you will pussy out and call 911 before this thread 404s

are you fucking stupid? Bleach will burn all the way down, burn your stomach, burn your intestines. Not only that, but it's gonna take a while to actually kill you, like, 20 minutes to a few hours. And it will burn the entire time.

So? Pain is temporary, plus you're dying anyways so who gives a fuck

Slow and painful, but you drink enough and youll die for sure

>who cares if you die a slow, painful death, as opposed to a quick, painless death, since your gonna die anyways

ok retard

Literally can't prove me wrong retard

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I think youre actually retarded. your words were
>pain is temporary, and your going to die"
wtf do you want me to prove?

Nothing new so far.