Come home

>come home
>open door to room
>see this

what do Yea Forums?

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"Where is my PC fucking bitch?"

>WOW
>Pfffft
>Huff WOW
>remember to breathe
>you HOT
>take a step forward
>ME WANT FUCK?
>start sweating
>take step back
>remember to breath
>try to pull down pants but pull them back up
>YES?
>stand still
>hold breath
>paralyzed

Call the police cause I’m gay

Pants off dick balls deep in whatever hole I slam Into

"Why is all the artwork on the floor?"

Pull that beer out of her ass that she keepin warm for me. Drink it.

Impregnate her

turn 360 degrees and walk away

"The fuck?"

/bread

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Slap her across the ass and ask her where my sammich is

turn 360degrees and walk away

"Just take whatever you want and leave please."

You have to eat this bowl of eggs

Unfortunately the police can't help you with that.

Call the cops.

Strange freak got naked in my home while I was out.

"When the fuck did I get hardwood? And a radiator!?"

/thread

Close the door and call 911 before the bitch #MeToos me

Be confused as my house got redone. Then insert my cock in naked bitch before my wf gets home.

>why the fuck did you take down my picture frames?!

I hate you "WWYD" and “would you?” retards. Why do you have to ask? The answer is always the same – fuck her. And stop with all the stupid “Derp – I’d throw her down and shove it up her ass!” type answers. No you wouldn’t – if you met her in real life you wouldn’t do shit except stare at her hoping she doesn’t notice. Sure, given the opportunity, we’d all fuck her. We all know that, so why do you fucking ask? . Next time just post your shit and shut the fuck up or don't post at all. I genuinely hope you get hit by a truck, you ignorant fuck.