>come home
>open door to room
>see this
what do Yea Forums?
>come home
>open door to room
>see this
what do Yea Forums?
"Where is my PC fucking bitch?"
>WOW
>Pfffft
>Huff WOW
>remember to breathe
>you HOT
>take a step forward
>ME WANT FUCK?
>start sweating
>take step back
>remember to breath
>try to pull down pants but pull them back up
>YES?
>stand still
>hold breath
>paralyzed
Call the police cause I’m gay
Pants off dick balls deep in whatever hole I slam Into
"Why is all the artwork on the floor?"
Pull that beer out of her ass that she keepin warm for me. Drink it.
Impregnate her
turn 360 degrees and walk away
"The fuck?"