Is being direct and honest a bad thing?

>I have autism.
BAZINGA!!

no worries mate
true, tone affects a lot as well. just stay calm and try to have a laugh about it. make up some ridiculous story about what you're writing that's obviously bullshit, and most people will get the message that you don't want to talk about it.

Its hard to laugh about it when they keep asking me over and over again. It just me annoys me so much.

i get it, some people are dicks like that.
but other people will recognise that as well, which gives you a little more leeway for passive aggression while still having them on your side. change the story, make it about a guy who won't stop asking dumb questions but pad it out with ridiculous stuff so you're not just writing the guy's biography.

Huh seems worth a shot, again thank you for all the help.

This.

again no worries, been there man.
it's so much more effective and satisfying than anger if you can crack it.
they'll keep fucking with you if they can get a rise, but no one wants to look like an idiot in front of everyone.