I don't.
How do you measure your dick?
Matthew Miller
Luis Martin
>how do you measure your dick?
with a measuring tape
Ryder Anderson
Lube penis, then insert into fleshlight (transparent).
Mark fleshlight up to where penis head stoped.
Take penis out.
Insert cucumber into fleshlight up to the mark. Take cucumber out.
Insert cucumber up the ass until it can't slide in further because no more lube.
Mark it.
Take cucumber out ass.
Carve it and insert penis. Repeat until you can't get it further.
Take penis out.
Fill cucumber with water and put in freezer.
When frozen, break cucumber.
Measure the ice length, that is the same as your penis.
Noah Jenkins
Jason Robinson
Savage, also have u ever inserted a big cucumber inside ur ass?
No!?
You know its fun right?
Ian Clark
Juan Perez
ok honestly, what's with all these people saying they have 7-8 inch dicks
Michael Martinez
Also noticed it, nice
Eli Bailey
lol
Wyatt Perry
worries not withmodern medicine you can grow up ur peepee as big, strong and full of hair