How do you measure your dick?

how do you measure your dick?

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that bone pressed bullshit surely had to come from an obese american dicklet. 8 incher not bone pressed laughing at you.

You lying jerk.
We all know you were born with a birth defect and your dick is up your ass.

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It’s actually not that fun having a huge cock. A lot of women I’ve been with don’t prefer the length with the girth. Idk. From base to tip with no balls.

Pic related is beyond wrong
Researchers may as well just measure the same way everyone else does instead of reinventing the metric system
...and what is the extra length near the scrotum? If it doesn't count toward the length, then technically it isn't the penis...?

>what is the extra length near the scrotum?
That's the part that don't go into the vag so it doesn't count.

I've always measured it down the midpoint, pic related

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Sure it does. Don't you watch porn?

Same, mine is something like 8,5 inchies my only problenm is the width don t feel like its much

I'm 8 like this pressed. And 7 not pressed. I just did this today

I don't.

>how do you measure your dick?
with a measuring tape

Lube penis, then insert into fleshlight (transparent).
Mark fleshlight up to where penis head stoped.
Take penis out.
Insert cucumber into fleshlight up to the mark. Take cucumber out.
Insert cucumber up the ass until it can't slide in further because no more lube.
Mark it.
Take cucumber out ass.
Carve it and insert penis. Repeat until you can't get it further.
Take penis out.
Fill cucumber with water and put in freezer.
When frozen, break cucumber.
Measure the ice length, that is the same as your penis.

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Savage, also have u ever inserted a big cucumber inside ur ass?
No!?
You know its fun right?

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ok honestly, what's with all these people saying they have 7-8 inch dicks

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Also noticed it, nice

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lol

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worries not withmodern medicine you can grow up ur peepee as big, strong and full of hair

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I have to use a yardstick lololol

I don't

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By throat. If she gags I’m about 7-8”. If not, I’m about 5-6”.

i might just try that on myself

It s not erected or is it? The dick, ur boobs seems to be firm and in place

the pic's just a pasta you tard

R/woooosh

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