Woosh...bam

Woosh...bam.
You are now in middle ages , in Europe in bumfuck nowhere (you choose).
In your modern clothing (or lack of if you like to shitpost naked) and computer or phone.
What would you do?
You have no money. They don't speak modern language. America is not discovered yet. People are dying from cholera and ass worms.

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Oh, yeah, you missed plague train.

Use modern knowledge to make people think I'm a wizard. Probably would be killed for it.

I would have an asthma attack and immediately die since asthma medication doesn't exist.. Thanks faggot.

Nah.

Nice.

I'm white and I speak the high language. I'd own Europe within three weeks

Convince all of Europe that the niggers to the South and the Gypsies to the East and the Jews of the desert need to be eradicated because they caused the plague

Adolf, nice.
Also they do bank operations which are God forbidden

I go search for white blacksmith, and ask him if he knows about man that works with brass or copper.
Ask them if they know someone with a lathe (yes, they existed).
Ask them if they know someone who deals with chemicals, ammonia to be specific.
Then ask if they need a worker who wants to work for food. Clean their workshop, etc.

After gaining trust, I explain them "pv=nrt" and phase change, and ask blacksmith to make me a thin wall cabinet of steel, and brass nigger to make brass pipes. And ammonia niggers to get that smelly shit.
Using this, I make an absorption freezer. Cool beer, them them taste it, they love it 100%, and it becomes a hot seller. People like it.