Hey Yea Forumsros what'd the wierdest thing you've done while you were horny?

how

Wrote a bunch of degrading things on my body, printed out pictures of porn stars, taped them to my wall, and jerked off to them on my knees while oinking like a pig.

Let my dog eat my ass

I got a fake number and started sexually harrassing a random chick who gave her number out online.

put on a skirt and put a playstation move controller up me ass

try and find very specific hentai of fairly innocuous things most people wouldn't consider boner-inducing

Responded to a CL ad for an older dude who wanted someone to clean his house naked. Came over and stripped and vacuumed and wiped down his counters n stuff.
He didn't try to touch me or anything. He was gonna pay me for cleaning and let me go. I had to kinda convince him to suck me off.

Managed to suck my own dick. I learned that day suckin dick aint for me, and autofellatio is way more like suckin dick then gettin it sucked.

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how'd you manage that? lots of practice stretching?

thank you user for your brave sacrifice.