Hey Yea Forumsros what'd the wierdest thing you've done while you were horny?

Hey Yea Forumsros what'd the wierdest thing you've done while you were horny?

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Fuck

Put on a dress and finger my asshole.

stuck a screwdriver up my ass, handle side in of course.

Great story, love the ending.

Fucked a flashlight

I put my dick in a water bottle because of Weird Al. It almost got stuck.

as a young lad when I first started jerkin it I once tried jerking off with my shit cause I thought I might like it, long story short I didn't and ended up puking in my mouth and showering no nut.

used my 5 year old sister as a butt plug

i cum in 4 yr old childs feet

how

Wrote a bunch of degrading things on my body, printed out pictures of porn stars, taped them to my wall, and jerked off to them on my knees while oinking like a pig.

Let my dog eat my ass

I got a fake number and started sexually harrassing a random chick who gave her number out online.

put on a skirt and put a playstation move controller up me ass

try and find very specific hentai of fairly innocuous things most people wouldn't consider boner-inducing

Responded to a CL ad for an older dude who wanted someone to clean his house naked. Came over and stripped and vacuumed and wiped down his counters n stuff.
He didn't try to touch me or anything. He was gonna pay me for cleaning and let me go. I had to kinda convince him to suck me off.

Managed to suck my own dick. I learned that day suckin dick aint for me, and autofellatio is way more like suckin dick then gettin it sucked.

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how'd you manage that? lots of practice stretching?

thank you user for your brave sacrifice.

Pretty bright idea

Analy masturbated and jerked my cock.

fapped with toothpaste, used honey as anal lube, put my hand under my ass and hand cuffed it to my dick

I was 14 and limber as fuck, used to do kung fu and could do the splits. Only took like two seperate tries when I was really horny. Being 6'3 also probably helped, i have a long torso. Easier to double over.

Now Im 29 with a bad back so fuck me right?

I've fucked fruits I don't even know the name of.

why cuff your hand to your dick?

so I couldn't look at porn and fap at the same time

Shave my ass and take pics with toys/panties on.

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blew my friend and got creampied

Dressed in my sister's bra and panties and jacked off while looking at myself in the mirror and gagging myself on another pair of her dirty panties.
I didn't know it was possible to have such a mind-blowing orgasm.

Dragonfruit