Does anyone have any interesting shoplifting stories/ techniques/ tips?

Does anyone have any interesting shoplifting stories/ techniques/ tips?

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no jamal

Don't get caught.

I am kinda addicted to it. I steal between 40 - 60 worth of goods per week. It is just so easy.

Once they had eye drops 5ml bottles for 10 pounds so i just pocketed one and walked out because fuck that jew price

Act natural, stay calm, and even if you get caught the police won't arrest you unless it is over a certain amount of money.

Stole about £500 worth of rum and vodka over a year from Iceland about 7 years ago, i had a leather looking jacket that i slit holes in the side and just dropped the bottles in my jacket, got caught after a year but was given a warning because they could not prove i stole more than 1 bottle

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My favourite is just pick something up and walk out all casual. At Christmas I do not pay for one present and my family think I’m a millionaire.

As a retail worker none of you are being subtle or clever, we just don't get paid enough in the odd chance that you're going to take a swing if we stop you.

Honestly, I sometimes rely on that