Why isnt there a pupper in your house user?

are you really so fucking lazy that you can't take a dog outside?

It’s just an extra dependency I don’t want to have to worry about. Could be days when I can’t be home etc. and thats why you get people calling and asking “hur dur can you take fluffy out for me?”

Cats are WAY better than dogs, dogs are for faggots. The guy who said the thing about dogs being like a downie kid was spot on.

Cats are for lazy fucks who don't really want a pet because they can't handle taking care of a real one.

>dogs are for faggots

That must be why I have a dog.

cats don't even like humans

Cats are the shittiest animal humans ever invented

Already got two. Considering adopting a third (a stray dog I've seen around my work)

Human history is against you, cats only quirk is being cute, doggos in the other hand can do a lot plus love you unconditionally

cats are fucking stupid and shitty, the only advantage they have over dogs is that cats don't need nearly as much maintenance, other than that they fucking suck