Why isnt there a pupper in your house user?

Why isnt there a pupper in your house user?

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Because I'm moving in three weeks. When I get where I'm going I'll be hitting up the shelters first chance I get.

Cats > Dogs

Rules are rules.

Because lazy fucks like me who play video games all day are better off with a cat or no pet at all

yeah there's no fucking way cats are better than dogs champ

Cats are pets, dogs are friends

Dogs can’t care for themselves. You need to groom them and take them out for walks.

Cats can groom and walk themselves, just open the window and they wander all around.

A dog is basically like taking care of a downy kid the rest of your life, probably some Freudian thing you got going which is why you like them

You’re gay huh

>literally opposite

There is. Just got a newfie pup about a month ago.

are you really so fucking lazy that you can't take a dog outside?

It’s just an extra dependency I don’t want to have to worry about. Could be days when I can’t be home etc. and thats why you get people calling and asking “hur dur can you take fluffy out for me?”

Cats are WAY better than dogs, dogs are for faggots. The guy who said the thing about dogs being like a downie kid was spot on.

Cats are for lazy fucks who don't really want a pet because they can't handle taking care of a real one.

>dogs are for faggots

That must be why I have a dog.

cats don't even like humans

Cats are the shittiest animal humans ever invented

Already got two. Considering adopting a third (a stray dog I've seen around my work)

Human history is against you, cats only quirk is being cute, doggos in the other hand can do a lot plus love you unconditionally

cats are fucking stupid and shitty, the only advantage they have over dogs is that cats don't need nearly as much maintenance, other than that they fucking suck

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Because I'm not some washed up roastie trying to salve my raging desire to have children with some furry surrogate because I can't bring myself to admit I was wrong to lead a whorish lifestyle.

because I had Korean food yesterday

here's why dogs are superior

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jew

>dogs are for faggots
lol, faggots keep cats. lots of them.
You know what they say about men that have multiple cats?

Only for memes. Cats are actually assholes.

This.
I also can't stand the constant attention seeking.

Mine is retarded

> more pussy than youll ever have

Still got leftovers from the last one.

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while you brain dead dog owners are watching rick and morty the cat owners are watching your sister undress.

what a fucking faggot

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I'll grab one off the streets when it's done raining cats and dog