I have some sort of nearly-imperceptible "pimple/cyst" under one of my eyebrows right next to my nose...

I have some sort of nearly-imperceptible "pimple/cyst" under one of my eyebrows right next to my nose. No matter how much I squeeze it, or clean it, or leave it alone, it never goes away. My Question: How do I get this thing to produce even more cheese without making it disgustingly noticeable? I love squeezing it, I don't want it to go away, and I want to get more gunk out of it without looking like a disgusting piece of shit.
Any advice? Lotion? Crisco?

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Needle. Sterilize it and the area first.

Get the cyst removed. Until the "bag" inside is taken out it will keep growing

Thank you, but I don't think yous guys read my full post.

Get a pepporoni pizza and smear it on your pillow and sleep face down

2 routes,,make a poultice of soap and sugar,, a paste,,scrape some bar soap flakes into a cap,bout an ounce worth, put on gauze daub it on,or a kids bandaid with lil airplanes on it
or duct tape..( wet it a bit,,just tap water)
it will dry,and evenly pull skin,dry the top a bit and the thing may open up to drain.
or
get some tooth anbesol,a sterile sewing needle,amoxi powder if you have some around, poke the red hot tip to puncture it, before which you soak it with a clean hothot washcloth,daub anbesol on with a Q tip,it will deaden the skin nerves.
you choice which,
since it is close to the eye,you might want to go see the lady at the drugstore walkin clinic
or get told go see the specialist,every damn minor emergency becomes a specialty,

I think that's too much. I don't want full-blown cystic acne all over my face. Though I think that taking a greasy piece of pepperoni off of a fresh slice of pizza and rubbing it against my "cyst" might be a damn good idea. Thanks, fren.

Is it a lipoma?

Have her spit on it daily

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I get the same type of pimple, but in my nose every fucking winter

Apply scrub mask daily to make it bit bigger

I don't think so, fren. I've had this thing for at least two or three years now, and like I said, no matter what I do to it, it doesn't go away. I love it.

Dude that's cancer... Go to the damn doctor

Thank you, but it's not cancer. It's some kind of pimple that hoards oil.

Not a good idea OP, it's probably best for you to remove it instead of just trying to keep using it to pop. Unless that gets you off, I recommend going to the doctor or something I had the same exact thing they just put a shot on where the fucker was and it went away after a few days. It's going to look disgusting no matter what if u don't remove it

Soldering iron. Make that puss bubble.

This is the answer you didn't know you needed.

Sound advice.

go to a fucking dermatologist. You cant pop it; it isn't liquid any more.

It doesn't really "pop," per se. It comes out like tooth paste out of a tube when I squeeze it. It doesn't seem to be getting more noticeable or infected or anything like that.