I have some sort of nearly-imperceptible "pimple/cyst" under one of my eyebrows right next to my nose...

Apply scrub mask daily to make it bit bigger

I don't think so, fren. I've had this thing for at least two or three years now, and like I said, no matter what I do to it, it doesn't go away. I love it.

Dude that's cancer... Go to the damn doctor

Thank you, but it's not cancer. It's some kind of pimple that hoards oil.

Not a good idea OP, it's probably best for you to remove it instead of just trying to keep using it to pop. Unless that gets you off, I recommend going to the doctor or something I had the same exact thing they just put a shot on where the fucker was and it went away after a few days. It's going to look disgusting no matter what if u don't remove it

Soldering iron. Make that puss bubble.

This is the answer you didn't know you needed.

Sound advice.

go to a fucking dermatologist. You cant pop it; it isn't liquid any more.

It doesn't really "pop," per se. It comes out like tooth paste out of a tube when I squeeze it. It doesn't seem to be getting more noticeable or infected or anything like that.