Alien Thread

That would have been a happier story user, I wouldnt be trying to kill myself when shit gets too real if that was the case

That would be a happier story user, like I'd be trying to off myself when it gets too real if that was the case

Isn’t this from a Marilyn Manson video?

Once I shat and it stinked so bad I am sure it was an alien shit, not mine. Smell was too inhuman and I suspect they must have kidnapped me in the night and shat into my ass

if it's real, I wanna clap dem cheeks. Women are gay. They literally have men in the word. fuck humans are gay. Homosapien. Therefore, the only solution to cure gay is to fuck an alien.

Haha aliens are funny.

I've been fighting cancer since my encounter, super funny, clap cheeks.... fuck you all and I hope you all go through what I am

Almost got abducted in 2014.

Are you suicide bro?

Waiting on more detailed stories

I’m an alien

One time in West Philadelphia (born and raised) on a playground where I spent most of my days. I was chilling out, lax, and relaxing, I'm cool, just shooting some negroes outside of the school.
When a couple of greys, they were up to no good. Started anal-probing in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight, Obama was done, he said "You're moving to the secret testing base known as Area 51."

True story