super geeeey
If you had the power to stop time...
Who'd be your first victim if this was the case?
OP
Listen. You ever tried kissing a statue? You ever throw a dildo up your ass? Its fucking boring. Its mechanical. The only reason to actually have sex with another person is to look into their eyes and feel seen. If you can't laugh or moan or talk then I got good fuckin news for all of yall motherfuckers. They sell little busts of David in the gift shop, throw one of them up ur fucking cockhole if you're so desperate.
Don't have to pretend when you're not a pussy starved faggot, you lecherous fuck-monkey.
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I've thought about this and realized I wouldn't want to do it like that. It'd have to be the power to freeze time and then bring someone into the frozen time with me, explain what happened, then fuck around with them until we both got bored. Granted she'd have to be single or unfaithful at least to end up fucking me, but the novelty and fun of it, me being funny, attractive, and charming would make it very likely and even if she doesn't put out I can have her go back to where she was when she's bored and take her out of frozen time then find another girl. There's going to be a solid 10-20% of girls that would let their inner freak out and want to fuck in all sorts of kinky places "lets fuck in the white house" "lets fuck in the middle of a sports arena during a game" "lets do x sexual act in y public place". Hell I might even find an inner skin head and run around slitting every nigger's throat we can find. If they're always stuck in time it's virtually no different than fucking a sex doll that looks like a famous/attractive chick really.
>implying normal girls are somehow immune to stds
all it takes is a one night stand then bam! herpes
Assuming there are no limits to the time stop, fuck every hot girl at school. Dress them back up nicely after I was done. They'd know SOMETHING happened, but I don't want people figuring it out quickly.
Then I would start targeting celebrities. Alexandra Daddario priority number one, but also whoever was nearby.
Eventually go to Japan and feast on Japanese high school girls.