If you had the power to stop time...

If you had the power to stop time, how long could you go pretending to be good before you started raping every attractive person in your path?

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So as I read the first part "If you had the power to stop time" I was already thinking about raping all attractive women in site.

whatre the limitations

Not long at all

Like 15 minutes

Like 20 minutes? Maybe?

Bout 5 mins.

is punch a nigga called Kakyoin

First and foremost every nigger in the North American continent would be tossed into the ocean. Then the rape fest would begin. Starting with AOC

I probably wouldn't but only because of fear of STDs, not because I've got tremendous self control or anything.

You could use condoms but... really?

this

dude are you dumb? just fuck normal Girls and not just some crack whores

dare dare yaze

First i'd spend a few months making sure donald trump spontaneously became nude and shaved every time he made a public appearance

>potentially get stds

>also potentially impregnate every attractive woman with 20 miles or more

Sometimes ya gotta take one for the team man. Most stds aint even that scary, just try not to get HIV.

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From playing Breath of the Wild, I can tell you that if you pause time then fuck a chick, when time unpauses the combined momentum will launch her into the atmosphere.

Honest to god I don't think I would. The best part about sex is connecting with another person, and if they're frozen in time I might as well be fucking a fleshlight.

Pretty sure Id alternate between fucking and robbing. There wouldnt be any "how long before".

>go to bank

>wait till one of time you see the vault open

>bareback cute girl at counter

>put gloves on and steal all easily accesable cash

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test

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super geeeey

Who'd be your first victim if this was the case?

OP

Listen. You ever tried kissing a statue? You ever throw a dildo up your ass? Its fucking boring. Its mechanical. The only reason to actually have sex with another person is to look into their eyes and feel seen. If you can't laugh or moan or talk then I got good fuckin news for all of yall motherfuckers. They sell little busts of David in the gift shop, throw one of them up ur fucking cockhole if you're so desperate.

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Don't have to pretend when you're not a pussy starved faggot, you lecherous fuck-monkey.

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Approximately 9 minutes

I've thought about this and realized I wouldn't want to do it like that. It'd have to be the power to freeze time and then bring someone into the frozen time with me, explain what happened, then fuck around with them until we both got bored. Granted she'd have to be single or unfaithful at least to end up fucking me, but the novelty and fun of it, me being funny, attractive, and charming would make it very likely and even if she doesn't put out I can have her go back to where she was when she's bored and take her out of frozen time then find another girl. There's going to be a solid 10-20% of girls that would let their inner freak out and want to fuck in all sorts of kinky places "lets fuck in the white house" "lets fuck in the middle of a sports arena during a game" "lets do x sexual act in y public place". Hell I might even find an inner skin head and run around slitting every nigger's throat we can find. If they're always stuck in time it's virtually no different than fucking a sex doll that looks like a famous/attractive chick really.

>implying normal girls are somehow immune to stds
all it takes is a one night stand then bam! herpes

Assuming there are no limits to the time stop, fuck every hot girl at school. Dress them back up nicely after I was done. They'd know SOMETHING happened, but I don't want people figuring it out quickly.

Then I would start targeting celebrities. Alexandra Daddario priority number one, but also whoever was nearby.

Eventually go to Japan and feast on Japanese high school girls.

TL,DR

Retards. If you freeze time, you cant fuck anything. Puuusy would be diamond. Food will not eat and you wouldn't be able to breath.

You son of a bitch.

What you don’t like donuts?

this guy gets it

Kekd

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Smart

>women start rocketing through the sky leaving a vapor-trail of cum like a passing jet

sauce user pls ?

Being good at raping can be done when time stops, since no one can literally rape all they can in mere moment

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But you’d get old so fast. It makes way more sense to take advantage financially by dropping the ball where you want on a roulette wheel. Once youre worth a couple hundred million stretched over a few dozen casinos you can fuck almost anyone you want