Let's write a story, Yea Forumsros
> be me
Let's write a story, Yea Forumsros
> be me
>go to taco bell
>I start fucking my dog
>i attack the darkness
of his anus
Get raped with a taco by Ronald McDonald
>see nigger outside with my tv
>start to feel a bulge
>mom catches me
>piss on the floor
>start fucking mom
>take pants off
How did that happen. That’s the story
>shit on her face
>niggers
so then the niggers started falling down, one by one, their heads blown off by some faraway sniper
>Begin picking up the tiny chunks of head and shove them up my ass
>cum instantly
5-0 shows up
>begin to shit out taco bell
> tummy tums starts grumbling
the police man offers you a bag to puke in
>shid and fard and camed
>Felt really really reaaaaaally gay out of nowhere and start sucking cock
he then splits into four tigers, each wearing a different expression
>puke in his pant instead
>tigers explode into puddles of cum
>Commit genocide
and reshape in the form of your 5th grade crush
>reform into the shape of ur mom
>Commit suicide to end story
>Reform one final time into giant alien
>catgirl necromancer revives you
> so now I have two dicks
>You're gay. I know it, your family knows it. DOGS know it!
okay i can live with that
>alien starts shitting out jerkoff onto the taco bell mentioned in
>then wake up... decide to go to taco bell for real
> but Kevin Spacey won't let me
is that to imply you're retconning
>Fuck a nigger in the ass
>a large, anthropomorphic animal approaches. it is seemingly human despite outward appearances. It is... a furry. And it's got a massive boner
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