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>start fucking mom

>take pants off

How did that happen. That’s the story

>shit on her face

>niggers

so then the niggers started falling down, one by one, their heads blown off by some faraway sniper

>Begin picking up the tiny chunks of head and shove them up my ass

>cum instantly

5-0 shows up

>begin to shit out taco bell

> tummy tums starts grumbling

the police man offers you a bag to puke in

>shid and fard and camed

>Felt really really reaaaaaally gay out of nowhere and start sucking cock

he then splits into four tigers, each wearing a different expression

>puke in his pant instead

>tigers explode into puddles of cum

>Commit genocide

and reshape in the form of your 5th grade crush

>reform into the shape of ur mom

>Commit suicide to end story

>Reform one final time into giant alien

>catgirl necromancer revives you

> so now I have two dicks

>You're gay. I know it, your family knows it. DOGS know it!

okay i can live with that

>alien starts shitting out jerkoff onto the taco bell mentioned in

>then wake up... decide to go to taco bell for real

> but Kevin Spacey won't let me

is that to imply you're retconning

>Fuck a nigger in the ass

>a large, anthropomorphic animal approaches. it is seemingly human despite outward appearances. It is... a furry. And it's got a massive boner

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