This is your chance to play god user.
I've found a trespasser.
He seems to have broken his legs in my door.
This is your chance to play god user
Put it in your urethra and take a pic
Dubs decides his fate
He's definitely wounded, I put dirt in and he still can't stand up.
Microwave
Chop it up into pieces and snort it
Poke holes in the top for air user
if dubs, let go free
>kosher
I did already, I would set him free but at this point he's just bird food. He can't walk.
bird food is fine
free
see if you can flex tape his leg back on
Microwave
Roll
Set him free, user. At least it can die outside, in his natural environment, even if it is being eaten by a bird. At least allow it that.
Stick it up your ass and inherent his powers user
cum on it
OP you need to perform an emergency legeoptomy stat
if something's gonna eat it anyway might as well be you OP
rip out the other legs
Trips and you cum on it
put in ass
Roll
Rolling
Rollllll
dubs op shoves up ass
ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
microwaveeeee
rolllllllll
This
OH FUCKKKK
Rolling
Dubs if iam THE god, and you have to let it go
>YES I FUCKING GOT IT
Cum on the little fucker OP
DO IT FAGGOT
Winnar
Checked. Deliver OP.
force it to crawl on your dick, then nut on it
Three dubs and a trip you have to cum on it now faggot
Free
cum on it and shove it up your ass
Deliver faggot
Fry it in butter till it's crispy, eat it.
Nice cum on the bug
Rolling
Is OP a faggot? Stay tuned to find out.
Ok, this is gonna be kinda hard. It's a lot of pressure idk if I can get it up.
Since I'm going to cum on her, I've decided it's a she.
Brb heading to bathroom.
roast it in a pan and eat it like the linglings would
I'd do it...just saying
Fuck yes, OP do it!
DO IT FAGGOT
Inspiration
You got this put some good porn on and start fapping
Cum on it roast it n shove it up your ass faggot
rollllll
ROOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
What's the big Dill?
Lurking
Samefag trips already decided so fuck off. Hurry up OP. Nut on the little fucker already. Its almost like old Yea Forums in here
A billion bugs, and this one got its fate.
Between this and the wasp cum jar guy yesterday it does feel like home
Bump
Bumping while OP faps away on the little fucker
Lets see if OP delivers
I am monitoring this bread.
Ok here you go, I came way harder than normal for some reason
Heres some Grana Padano for the chaps waiting
OP wasn't a faggot. Now roast it and eat it!
>way harder than normal
>for some reason
You got a bug fetish, bro.
winrar
Close up
Fuck yeah
OP delivers?
Cheers to you, sir!
Today, OP delivered. I truly feel blessed
Now give it a golden shower
Good times.
>Future OP
Nicely done.
roast it in a pan and eat it ffs
What a fucking legend you are OP thank you for delivering
One of you faggots better post the screen cap in this thread because these where my trips and I want to save it
I'm not gonna deprive the birds a chance to get some of my salty goodness.
Bumping for exposure
>be a poo in loo
>believe in reincarnation
>rape and mercy hang woman on bus
>die
>come back as bug
>life is decent
>injure myself
>get trap in clear prison
>well, wont be eaten at least
>wha-what the..?
>...o-oh no.....
op delivers? nice
quality content
well, you delivered and gave a bird dinner, nice
She's still moving a little but still can't walk, I guess my semen does not have magickal properties after all.
Dubs decides if she deserves a mercy killing before the birds come.
FINISH HER!
End it
Roast her and eat her like the linglings would
She has suffered enough shame for one lifetime.
I vote honorable mercy kill.
Call the vet and say it's an emergency. And say You dont no what to do.
Make it cool, stab her or shoot her or blow her up with a firecracker.
Let her go with a bang!
i roll for what i please faggot
Put her in your pooper
Kill the poor cum rag
shove up ass faggot
Do you have a bb gun OP? Shoot it
rolllllllll
Put the bastard out of its misery
Crucify it
dude you got dubs.
Roll
Take a piss on it first, then roast it and eat it
It dies with fire!
Good ol Raven
Slap her with your dick. The slap must be that powerful that you kill her with the first slap
Nigga interested in some Grana Padano?
WINRAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I won
kill any birds that gets near it, she is your wife now. you've marked your territory with your semen.
and a another time. OP deliver!
I just came, so that won't be the method.
She will die.
Dubs decides how:
fire, ice, gun, or spear are the options.
what would your mother think if she knew you told someone to slap a bug to death with their dick?
Checked
My mom would laugh
just take viagra bro
She will be proud
i am your mom. and i am very disappointed.
all four at once while it hangs on the cross
Gun, duh
She wouldn't be surprised
Gun
Gun
I mean you already shot it once...
Burn it fag
First you throw Ice cubes at it, then you spear it into the ground, after that you shall unload a clip into her and then you shall burn the corpse.
Burn it!!!!
Gun!!!!!
Bitch insect, my insect is cooler
This
roll for this
Use a torch if you have one.
Do it OP
Fucking this this
Things in orbit: my sides
dubs for this marvelous shit
New thread and you put it up your ass!
that'll be awsome
This
OP this
WINRAR!!!!!
Boom
QUADS QUADS FUCKING DELIVER OP!
rolling for fire
Cook and than eat it.
QUAAAAADS!!!!!!! NOW YOU HAVE TO!!!
Oh shit
rerolling, two away, fuck
What’d you do this afternoon, user?
Watched a guy come on a grasshopper, throw ice cubes at it, spear it, shoot it then light the thing on fire.
I want this to be epic
EVIL QUADS!! OP HAS TO DELIVER!!!
Better deliver, OP
Sry bro it's a qt that sometimes pays me a visit, it's an old pic, it's the 10th fucking time I have to set her free
Here's her boyfriend, saw him only once on my yard
OP This
Please don't be a faggot OP
I've also had this dummy ram into my windows
What? the fuck are you talking about? It's a bug, there's more of them than that one I'll bet.
How fucking asked you autistic fuck?
Ok this is happening, preparing now. When ready I will post a new thread.
I've moved her, so the birds can wait.
Is that... mycelium on the dirt?
Put it in an ice tray and let it sit in the freezer.
I know you double nigger that was a joke
Have a wasp apocalypse because those cunts were building a nest under my window
That's a pretty good idea, but it would take too long.
That’s why I don’t kill spiders
Make an icecube with her inside and deliver to us tomorrow OP
No just the pavement
Then I cut open their babies
You can see a larva and a creepy almost-forme wasp abortion in the top right
Icecubify her!
WINRAR
Dunno what this was but it’s dead. Also, use a shop vac
Damn, dude. I had wasps last year, but just some gay bees this year.
I prefer to have wasps than spiders
At least those assholes go buzz buzz so know they're here. I have a million of both anyway, fuck living in the countryside
Here's my last critter, a cute tit that also bumped into a window. I also found a couple dead (one during summer, he was half-melted to the ground)
Damn that yard looks pretty fucking sweet. I live in the city and get all kinds of wildlife though.
But fuck bees.
Is the new thread up yet?
Here’s a spider I found at work today in a parking ramp lobby
tbh I bought the house last year, it was inhabited, and I never touched the yard because I'm a lazy fuck. It's a fucking mess. I've had people come inside several times thinking the house was inhabited and I scared them away.
Here's a better pic (it's worse in reality)
https:SLASHSLASHdiscordDOTgg/BQtzSC
Lets talk more about that house!
New thread up
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