This is your chance to play god user

free

see if you can flex tape his leg back on

Microwave

Roll

Set him free, user. At least it can die outside, in his natural environment, even if it is being eaten by a bird. At least allow it that.

Stick it up your ass and inherent his powers user

cum on it

OP you need to perform an emergency legeoptomy stat

if something's gonna eat it anyway might as well be you OP

rip out the other legs

Trips and you cum on it

put in ass

Roll

Rolling

Rollllll

dubs op shoves up ass

ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

microwaveeeee

rolllllllll

This

OH FUCKKKK

Rolling

Dubs if iam THE god, and you have to let it go

>YES I FUCKING GOT IT
Cum on the little fucker OP

DO IT FAGGOT

Winnar

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Checked. Deliver OP.

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force it to crawl on your dick, then nut on it

Three dubs and a trip you have to cum on it now faggot

Free

cum on it and shove it up your ass

Deliver faggot

Fry it in butter till it's crispy, eat it.

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Nice cum on the bug

Rolling

Is OP a faggot? Stay tuned to find out.

Ok, this is gonna be kinda hard. It's a lot of pressure idk if I can get it up.

Since I'm going to cum on her, I've decided it's a she.

Brb heading to bathroom.

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roast it in a pan and eat it like the linglings would

I'd do it...just saying

Fuck yes, OP do it!

DO IT FAGGOT

Inspiration

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You got this put some good porn on and start fapping

Cum on it roast it n shove it up your ass faggot

rollllll

ROOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

What's the big Dill?

Lurking

Samefag trips already decided so fuck off. Hurry up OP. Nut on the little fucker already. Its almost like old Yea Forums in here

A billion bugs, and this one got its fate.

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Between this and the wasp cum jar guy yesterday it does feel like home

Bump

Bumping while OP faps away on the little fucker

Lets see if OP delivers

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I am monitoring this bread.

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Ok here you go, I came way harder than normal for some reason

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Heres some Grana Padano for the chaps waiting

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OP wasn't a faggot. Now roast it and eat it!

>way harder than normal
>for some reason
You got a bug fetish, bro.

winrar

Close up

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Fuck yeah

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OP delivers?

Cheers to you, sir!

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Today, OP delivered. I truly feel blessed

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Now give it a golden shower

Good times.

>Future OP
Nicely done.

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roast it in a pan and eat it ffs

What a fucking legend you are OP thank you for delivering

One of you faggots better post the screen cap in this thread because these where my trips and I want to save it

I'm not gonna deprive the birds a chance to get some of my salty goodness.

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Bumping for exposure

>be a poo in loo
>believe in reincarnation
>rape and mercy hang woman on bus
>die
>come back as bug
>life is decent
>injure myself
>get trap in clear prison
>well, wont be eaten at least
>wha-what the..?
>...o-oh no.....

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op delivers? nice

quality content

well, you delivered and gave a bird dinner, nice

She's still moving a little but still can't walk, I guess my semen does not have magickal properties after all.

Dubs decides if she deserves a mercy killing before the birds come.

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FINISH HER!

End it

Roast her and eat her like the linglings would

She has suffered enough shame for one lifetime.
I vote honorable mercy kill.

Call the vet and say it's an emergency. And say You dont no what to do.

Make it cool, stab her or shoot her or blow her up with a firecracker.
Let her go with a bang!

i roll for what i please faggot

Put her in your pooper

Kill the poor cum rag

shove up ass faggot

Do you have a bb gun OP? Shoot it

rolllllllll

Put the bastard out of its misery

Crucify it

dude you got dubs.

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Roll

Take a piss on it first, then roast it and eat it

It dies with fire!

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Good ol Raven

Slap her with your dick. The slap must be that powerful that you kill her with the first slap

Nigga interested in some Grana Padano?

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WINRAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I won

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kill any birds that gets near it, she is your wife now. you've marked your territory with your semen.

and a another time. OP deliver!

I just came, so that won't be the method.

She will die.

Dubs decides how:
fire, ice, gun, or spear are the options.

what would your mother think if she knew you told someone to slap a bug to death with their dick?

Checked

My mom would laugh

just take viagra bro

She will be proud

i am your mom. and i am very disappointed.

all four at once while it hangs on the cross

Gun, duh

She wouldn't be surprised

Gun

Gun

I mean you already shot it once...

Burn it fag

First you throw Ice cubes at it, then you spear it into the ground, after that you shall unload a clip into her and then you shall burn the corpse.

Burn it!!!!

Gun!!!!!

Bitch insect, my insect is cooler

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This

roll for this

Use a torch if you have one.

Do it OP

Fucking this this

Things in orbit: my sides

dubs for this marvelous shit

New thread and you put it up your ass!

that'll be awsome

This

OP this

WINRAR!!!!!

Boom

QUADS QUADS FUCKING DELIVER OP!

rolling for fire
Cook and than eat it.

QUAAAAADS!!!!!!! NOW YOU HAVE TO!!!

Oh shit

rerolling, two away, fuck

What’d you do this afternoon, user?

Watched a guy come on a grasshopper, throw ice cubes at it, spear it, shoot it then light the thing on fire.

I want this to be epic

EVIL QUADS!! OP HAS TO DELIVER!!!

Better deliver, OP

Sry bro it's a qt that sometimes pays me a visit, it's an old pic, it's the 10th fucking time I have to set her free

Here's her boyfriend, saw him only once on my yard

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OP This

Please don't be a faggot OP

I've also had this dummy ram into my windows

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What? the fuck are you talking about? It's a bug, there's more of them than that one I'll bet.

How fucking asked you autistic fuck?

Ok this is happening, preparing now. When ready I will post a new thread.

I've moved her, so the birds can wait.

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Is that... mycelium on the dirt?

Put it in an ice tray and let it sit in the freezer.

I know you double nigger that was a joke

Have a wasp apocalypse because those cunts were building a nest under my window

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That's a pretty good idea, but it would take too long.

That’s why I don’t kill spiders

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Make an icecube with her inside and deliver to us tomorrow OP

No just the pavement

Then I cut open their babies
You can see a larva and a creepy almost-forme wasp abortion in the top right

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Icecubify her!

WINRAR

Dunno what this was but it’s dead. Also, use a shop vac

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Damn, dude. I had wasps last year, but just some gay bees this year.

I prefer to have wasps than spiders
At least those assholes go buzz buzz so know they're here. I have a million of both anyway, fuck living in the countryside

Here's my last critter, a cute tit that also bumped into a window. I also found a couple dead (one during summer, he was half-melted to the ground)

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Damn that yard looks pretty fucking sweet. I live in the city and get all kinds of wildlife though.
But fuck bees.

Is the new thread up yet?

Here’s a spider I found at work today in a parking ramp lobby

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tbh I bought the house last year, it was inhabited, and I never touched the yard because I'm a lazy fuck. It's a fucking mess. I've had people come inside several times thinking the house was inhabited and I scared them away.
Here's a better pic (it's worse in reality)

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https:SLASHSLASHdiscordDOTgg/BQtzSC
Lets talk more about that house!

New thread up

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