*stares you deep in the eyes.*
*approaches you aggressively*
Robert Cox
Benjamin Parker
*patiently awaits for the master to once again use it as its horcrux*
Sebastian Nelson
*Wants to hug, uwu*
Ethan Cox
*awaits chef Ramsey's approval*
Juan Morris
nailed the vsauce impression, but I'm still gonna rape you
Ayden Collins
K nigga
Chase Moore
Excuse, I'm trying to get to the grap- EXCUSE ME.
Henry Myers
shut it, I'm making fun of OPs teenage asterisk thread
*hands you the phone with a dead line quietly beeping on the other side, reminding you of the better times of your past life*
Matthew Rivera
*reminisces about the one whom would go on to graduate top of his class from the Navy Seals, and have been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and had over 300 confirmed kills. The one trained in gorilla warfare and top sniper in the entire US armed forces. All are nothing to him but just another target. He would wipe all the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, his fucking words be marked. None would dare to think they could get away with saying that shit to him over the Internet. Should they, they should think again. For as we think about him, he is contacting his secret network of spies across the USA and all our IP are traced right now so we'd better prepare for the storm, like little maggots we are. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing we would call our little lives, compared to His. We are but kids and we're already dead. He could be anywhere, anytime, and can kill us all in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with his bare hands. Not only is he extensively trained in unarmed combat, but he has have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and will use it to its full extent to wipe our miserable asses off the face of the continent, such little shits we are. If only we could have known what unholy retribution our little "clever" comments were about to bring down upon us all, maybe we would have held our gums shut. But we dared not, we didn't, and now we are paying the price, like goddamn idiots. His fury will shit all over and we will drown in it. We are all dead from our childish ignorance.*
Ryder Lee
*shitposts on the Internet*