*approaches you aggressively*
*approaches you aggressively*
Isaac Young
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Jackson Smith
*waits patiently*
Adam Garcia
Joshua Price
*furiously tells you to taste the pasta he made*
Carson Anderson
*tastes pasta*
Brody Campbell
*flies up to you gently like a ballerina*
Luke Murphy
*gives the recital of his life*
Parker Johnson
*bonds over crackling fire*
Levi Sanders
I've almost finished Dying Light, I can handle this cunt.
Julian Lewis
*hi, vsauce. know them is to teach them. find them is to seek yourself. being is understanding. living is thriving. today all of us has some parts of everyone that ever was or would be inside of us. to feel that difference is literally to BE the different one. hehe, let me try this from a different perspective. imagine, being in your mother's womb, but the womb is the universe itself. the universe is the mother of us all, but then what is time? time is the father, yet it is just as intangible and elusive, like a nigger's father.*
Robert Cox
*stares you deep in the eyes.*
Benjamin Parker
*patiently awaits for the master to once again use it as its horcrux*
Sebastian Nelson
*Wants to hug, uwu*
Ethan Cox
*awaits chef Ramsey's approval*
Juan Morris
nailed the vsauce impression, but I'm still gonna rape you
Ayden Collins
K nigga
Chase Moore
Excuse, I'm trying to get to the grap- EXCUSE ME.
Henry Myers
shut it, I'm making fun of OPs teenage asterisk thread
*hands you the phone with a dead line quietly beeping on the other side, reminding you of the better times of your past life*
Matthew Rivera
*reminisces about the one whom would go on to graduate top of his class from the Navy Seals, and have been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and had over 300 confirmed kills. The one trained in gorilla warfare and top sniper in the entire US armed forces. All are nothing to him but just another target. He would wipe all the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, his fucking words be marked. None would dare to think they could get away with saying that shit to him over the Internet. Should they, they should think again. For as we think about him, he is contacting his secret network of spies across the USA and all our IP are traced right now so we'd better prepare for the storm, like little maggots we are. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing we would call our little lives, compared to His. We are but kids and we're already dead. He could be anywhere, anytime, and can kill us all in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with his bare hands. Not only is he extensively trained in unarmed combat, but he has have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and will use it to its full extent to wipe our miserable asses off the face of the continent, such little shits we are. If only we could have known what unholy retribution our little "clever" comments were about to bring down upon us all, maybe we would have held our gums shut. But we dared not, we didn't, and now we are paying the price, like goddamn idiots. His fury will shit all over and we will drown in it. We are all dead from our childish ignorance.*
Ryder Lee
*shitposts on the Internet*
Brayden Collins
That game was sort of a letdown
Jaxon Kelly
*maya hee maya hoo*
Matthew Gray
forgot the link youtube.com
*takes friends dancing*
David Green
*gives a speech on TEDex Philly*
Charles Jenkins
*wanders around looking for lost shirt*
Lincoln Howard
*self-delivers the package, but then leaves once you signed the invoice*
Caleb Hall
*life gained through dark magic rituals, the creature aims to deliver its innards to the master for now pondering the insignificance of life, happily swaying the thing, back and forth*
Bentley Evans
*ponders what goes well with broken bones and soggy meat*
Dylan Russell
NO, LARRY, NO
Noah Smith
*mid-air recites the epic of gilgamesh in sumerian, the choir back-plan doing for kyngs*
Michael Howard
*calls for more sauce*
Nolan Hernandez
HEY I RECOGNISE THAT GAY BLOWJOB
its from a picture where they are both up against a tree and there is another guy there and a bear walking towards them
Anthony Perry
*wonders how one person can both be living in the past and the present. is this the paradox that solves Einstein's problem of time-travel? he knew not*
Tyler Harris
*searches for meaning*
Anthony Diaz
u r retarded
Nolan Johnson
Camden Jones
*judging you silently, top to bottom, the gang silently leaves, the warning "to never return with your faggot-tier thread, OP" lingering in the air*
Adrian Bailey
*peeks back once more to ensure you know how big of a zoomer fuck you and your faggot thread is*