well played
Can we get one of those threads where you get one wish from a genie, but anons find a flaw with it and it backfires??
Andrew Ross
Lincoln Price
>I wish i had unlimited access to money.
Granted. It will be in the form of a high-interest credit card with unlimited balance. The entire balance must be paid at the end of the month, otherwise penalties, wage garnishment, and repossessions of your posessions will start occurring
Landon Bailey
I wish for communism
Kevin Cook
It's a reverse sandwich. Mustard on the outside, with turkey slices as the bread and a piece of bread in the very inside
Cooper Price
To the gulag you go
Justin Johnson
You're a fucking monster
Daniel Moore
Granted. You get a one-way ticket to North Korea
Christopher Richardson
After demonstrating their hatred of dindus, society concludes that these animals are too intelligent to be eaten. Vegetarianism is soon enforced by law.
A Scooby Doo thread appears.
You are stricken with the sudden awareness that life itself is a full sensory simulation and always has been. Life continues as normal, but you are now cursed with a haunting new understanding of this world and a constant, unshakeable fear of what sort of nightmare realm this place must be an escape from.
The turkey's a little dry.
You get it.
Juan Allen
>You are stricken with the sudden awareness that life itself is a full sensory simulation and always has been. Life continues as normal, but you are now cursed with a haunting new understanding of this world and a constant, unshakeable fear of what sort of nightmare realm this place must be an escape from.
I legit have this fear. Thanks for reminding me