Can we get one of those threads where you get one wish from a genie, but anons find a flaw with it and it backfires??
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I wish i had unlimited access to money.
Can we get one of those threads where you get one wish from a genie, but anons find a flaw with it and it backfires??
Jacob Johnson
Michael Torres
You can now pull unlimited rolls of pennies from your asshole
Christopher Butler
All animals except for humans now make the same noise, day and night, which is screaming "NIGGERS" at varying speeds and pitch.
David Adams
I wish for a trap thread
Nathan Nguyen
I wish full sensory VR was here and mainstream already
Nathan Ross
Whats this have to do with unlimited access to money?
Joshua Torres
Im ok with this
Isaiah Green
It doesnt. Its a wish.
Jackson Young
Wish granted. There is a trap thread in Yea Forums. Now go to it
Ethan Long
I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard.
And! I don’t want any zombie turkey, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises.
Henry Rivera
Beat me to it kek
James Edwards
The bread is dry
Nathaniel Edwards
>
Now fuck off
John Flores
Why would you wish that?
Jace Morris
The mustard is generic
Jayden Barnes
Sick minds think alike
Levi Parker
It's here and you suddenly become deaf and blind
Aaron Murphy
Bnop
Sebastian Cox
I wish OP was a fag
Jace Brown
But you end up married to him.
A beautiful gay couple
Andrew Ross
well played
Lincoln Price
>I wish i had unlimited access to money.
Granted. It will be in the form of a high-interest credit card with unlimited balance. The entire balance must be paid at the end of the month, otherwise penalties, wage garnishment, and repossessions of your posessions will start occurring
Landon Bailey
I wish for communism
Kevin Cook
It's a reverse sandwich. Mustard on the outside, with turkey slices as the bread and a piece of bread in the very inside
Cooper Price
To the gulag you go
Justin Johnson
You're a fucking monster
Daniel Moore
Granted. You get a one-way ticket to North Korea
Christopher Richardson
After demonstrating their hatred of dindus, society concludes that these animals are too intelligent to be eaten. Vegetarianism is soon enforced by law.
A Scooby Doo thread appears.
You are stricken with the sudden awareness that life itself is a full sensory simulation and always has been. Life continues as normal, but you are now cursed with a haunting new understanding of this world and a constant, unshakeable fear of what sort of nightmare realm this place must be an escape from.
The turkey's a little dry.
You get it.
Juan Allen
>You are stricken with the sudden awareness that life itself is a full sensory simulation and always has been. Life continues as normal, but you are now cursed with a haunting new understanding of this world and a constant, unshakeable fear of what sort of nightmare realm this place must be an escape from.
I legit have this fear. Thanks for reminding me