Anons I’m heading to a strip club and have never been to one. What can I expect??

Anons I’m heading to a strip club and have never been to one. What can I expect??

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you'll see titties, pimple covered asses and stuff 1 dollar bills into an std infested methwhore's panties and you'll pay $10 for a beer

I don't know, in my shithole we don't have strip club's, only bordels that have live sex every night.

Also expect to walk out broke with blue balls.

Op here thanks for the reply honestly just don’t know how much to tip or how tf any of this works grew up sheltered af so

Ever seen a strip club in a movie or on tv? It looks exactly like that

Just throw ones on stage every little bit. Youll be fine kid. Have fun. Also the beer is expensive id drink a bit before going and just have a couple while your there

Thanks user

Some of the bouncers may tell you not to touch the girls, but that doesn't apply to Yea Forumstards. Touch early, touch often; fuck those bouncers who are mostly keks and cucks.

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sup, OP. Oldfag here, been to strip clubs in multiple cities. Mostly nude. Here's what I can promise you:

>the overbearing smell of cheap perfume of 100 different varieties
>being harassed every 2.5 minutes by a new girl smiling way too big insisting that you get a lap dance with her
>more fat / ugly / average women than you'd expect
>Those obnoxious stripper heels
>Lots of weird creepy dudes either in large groups or sitting there silently staring because they cant deal with being aroused in public
>that annoying DJ voiceover
>20 second songs.
>The worst possible mix of music (trash rap, country, and metal)
>girls mobbing that random ugly guy with too much money
>$6 sodas, you have to buy 2 minimum
>girls acting like theyre interested in you. They're not.
>$5-10 ATM fees

Have fun, OP. Occasionally you'll see some pretty hot ones, and it can be sexy in moments. Don't overspend, and don't let the girls hustle you. Lap dances are mostly a waste of money

Depends on the club. I went to the rippers last thursday and the girls would straight up ask to fuck or blow you. Paid $175 to get my dick sucked and rode on. Also pre drink because the drinks are expensives and atleast do some 5 and dives for some fun, throw a fiver in your mouth and lay down on the stage. You'll spend a lot of money and probably regret it in the morning but its a great time every now then.

why would anybody pay fucking money to get a female ass waved 2 feet from their face that they dont even get to fuck or even grab

OP, these aren't wrong. What's your general geographic area? Some states in the US have shit rules for strip clubs that make them pointless.

Just remember it's transaction based entertainment. You're paying them to shake some titties and ass. The ones with a good hustle will make you feel special for a couple minutes then move on to the next guy. 99% of the time you're just a mark. I've seen those girls drain dude bank accounts.

This pretty much sums up strip clubs for me too

Go to strip club
Talk to the girl causally that you have available drugs at home
Profit

Blue balls and ripped off. If it's more ghetto you might get laid for $150

On a Tuesday afternoon? Nothing good.

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This! Most of the bouncers will act tough, but if they start shit with you they'll fake a knockout pretty easy, as they know this is what turns the girls on.

I was able to touch my lapdance girl because I guess she thought I was cute? However, I did ask for permission first because that's what
other guys told us to do lol.

She was this thick college latina cutie with glasses like Eva Angelina. Fucking whore had thick legs like a cheerleader or dancer. She was grinding on me then showed me her special move where she stood on her hands and dropper her pussy on my face while clinching it. (Stripper pussy also smells like perfume)

This happened a few years ago...

It was crazy, Yea Forumsruh.

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Don't listen to this idiot.
Bouncers will fuck you up.
It doesn't matter how tough you are, you're never fighting just one bouncer.

This lying nigga is a pussy who's never been 10ft from a strip club, bruh.

All the bouncers who are hired are at least 6'5-7ft tall and weigh 250lbs+. Motherfuckers all dress in black most likely and will just throw you out or strongarm you if ya try to start shiet.

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Seattle, idk I grew up in South Carolina where I’ve heard the strip clubs are shit but figured it would be more classy here but then again I don’t know any better

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Holy shit checked

Nice dubs, they speak the truuth.

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Bouncers will let your hand on a girl only if she puts it there. Basically you just have to sit there and watch and let them do what they want.

I imagine you know this already, but strip clubs here in WA are dry. So definitely pre drink.

Yup. Only have went once but got a lap dance from a stripper with a huge round ass only to have her bend over and shove it in my face and being able to do nothing about it unless I wanted to pay an extra $100 for a 15 minute VIP, money I didn’t have to spend at the time. So hot but so frustrating