Anons I’m heading to a strip club and have never been to one. What can I expect??
Anons I’m heading to a strip club and have never been to one. What can I expect??
Christian Jones
Julian Gray
you'll see titties, pimple covered asses and stuff 1 dollar bills into an std infested methwhore's panties and you'll pay $10 for a beer
Isaiah Johnson
I don't know, in my shithole we don't have strip club's, only bordels that have live sex every night.
Mason Flores
Also expect to walk out broke with blue balls.
Robert Torres
Op here thanks for the reply honestly just don’t know how much to tip or how tf any of this works grew up sheltered af so
Gavin Morales
Ever seen a strip club in a movie or on tv? It looks exactly like that
Brayden Howard
Just throw ones on stage every little bit. Youll be fine kid. Have fun. Also the beer is expensive id drink a bit before going and just have a couple while your there
Nicholas Hall
Thanks user
Hudson Richardson
Some of the bouncers may tell you not to touch the girls, but that doesn't apply to Yea Forumstards. Touch early, touch often; fuck those bouncers who are mostly keks and cucks.
Christian Rivera
sup, OP. Oldfag here, been to strip clubs in multiple cities. Mostly nude. Here's what I can promise you:
>the overbearing smell of cheap perfume of 100 different varieties
>being harassed every 2.5 minutes by a new girl smiling way too big insisting that you get a lap dance with her
>more fat / ugly / average women than you'd expect
>Those obnoxious stripper heels
>Lots of weird creepy dudes either in large groups or sitting there silently staring because they cant deal with being aroused in public
>that annoying DJ voiceover
>20 second songs.
>The worst possible mix of music (trash rap, country, and metal)
>girls mobbing that random ugly guy with too much money
>$6 sodas, you have to buy 2 minimum
>girls acting like theyre interested in you. They're not.
>$5-10 ATM fees
Have fun, OP. Occasionally you'll see some pretty hot ones, and it can be sexy in moments. Don't overspend, and don't let the girls hustle you. Lap dances are mostly a waste of money