Any ideas about how to make a suicide look like a disappearance by my own choosing...

>Find a bridge over deep water that has a close outlet to the ocean
>Go on a night out with your friends, really live it up for the night. At the end of the night when it all seems well get a cab home make a point of saying goodbye to everyone, tip the cabby
>Gather up all your clothes into a case with your documents, chuck in some bricks too and stab holes it the case
>Then go for a nice long walk to the bridge avoiding people
>It should be early morning by now, climb onto the bridge edge and attach the case to your mid section, tip the case over it and fall with it
>The drop will knock you out and the case being heavy enough with pull you under and you drown
>You disappear seemingly after a farewell party and everyone wtfs

Thats my plan, don't you dare steal it you cheeky cunt.

he just said he has no friends so that wont work

>Go on a night out with your friends,

Don't worry I can't steal your plan, I don't make the qualifications to pull it off lol

>h

Sorry I'm a bit wavy on pain killer

Don't worry I don't either. First one to gain friends wins! But user seriously if you've got nothing else you might as well turn to er opiates and just coast out laughing. We are shit bags so lets behave like one.

If you don't want to hurt anyone just kill yourself.
Do you want to leave a small hope that you're still alive to torture them for years? Or just have them know you were miserable and that you're dead now.

Don't bother ending it mate, either keep on pushing through this mortal coil or be a marytr for something great.

Don't waste your death, don't waste your life, make an impact or force a good life apon yourself.

The biggest problem I have with suicide is that people around the person who killed themselves always blame themselves for not doing enough to stop it from happening. I'd rather people think I just dipped out

>Pack everything you own into as little space as possible

>bring it to an isolated place
>burn it
>bury its ashes and take whatever’s left
>sell whatever you can
>assuming you make 15 dollars or something, buy something no one has ever seen you eat
>eat food, leave.
>get a gun, preferrably shotgun
>start another fire, again in an isolated area
>position yourself so you immediately fall into the fire
>shoot yourself
>you fall into the fire, burning your corpse and essentially cremating yourself
>remember the part about the food? if the autopsy finds traces of whatever your last meal was, family can’t link it back to you.
>voila you just dissappeared
>btw since the body is in isolated area it may take days or weeks for police to find the body
>if above is the case, let decomposition do its work

>don't waste your life,

We didn't ask to be born. I didn't want this. It's just struggling every day and I'm tired. I didn't ask to suffer like this.