Any ideas about how to make a suicide look like a disappearance by my own choosing...

Any ideas about how to make a suicide look like a disappearance by my own choosing? This is the only place to ask this question because I feel like you're the only ones who would give an answers.

I'm 27, recently lost my job. That led to my gf breaking up with me and kicking me out, so I lost her and I can't see our dogs anymore. I'm in massive debt because I've lived with diagnosed MDD for 12 years now and never did one fucking thing to benefit my future self because I always figured I'd be dead by now. Credit is absolutely shot. First car got repo'd because I also had just lost a job and couldn't pay for it. Current car is only still here because it's not parked in public, haven't made a payment in almost a year. Can't get a job until I renew my expired license, or get a state ID, neither of which I can afford, even if I didn't have 2k in fines unpaid tickets. I'm truly not a good person, I have many secrets that would give people an entirely different view of me if they found out. I'm cancer to anyone who is stupid enough to get close to me. Haven't had friends since high school. Haven't showered in months. Bills keep piling up and I have no way to pay them without a job. Have had suicidal thoughts since age 16, just recently started getting homicidal thoughts. I don't believe I'd ever do it, but that's what I've said about a lot of things in the past that I ended up doing. I'm a financial and emotional drain on everyone around me and it's about time I man the fuck up and eliminate the problem.

Do any of you guys have any ideas about how I could kill myself, while making it seem like I willingly picked up and left to start a new life?

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Do it the other way around, make it seem like you killed yourself and start a new life somewhere

The thing is, I haven't wanted to be alive for a very long time. The only reason I'm here is because I don't want to upset people. But I don't want to be here. I have absolutely no interest in continuing. It's gotten to the point where, if I can't sleep, I lay there thinking about someone killing me or me killing myself and it helps me sleep.

Suicide is not always the answer, mate. I know there’s someone out there who loves you, at least one of your family members. Please update us if anything gets better.

don’t do it. it isn’t worth it.

the better option would be to literally get rid of your past, move to another country somehow and start a new life.

Get a plane ticket to ukraine and start a new life. You have nothing to lose and no one at home will miss you. Might aswell try it there and if it's still shit, kys there

There are people that love me. Most likely just my brother and parents, but there's a lot about me they don't know.

i don't speak ukrainian though how do i communicate or find work?

This would be a good idea if the situation I'm in is what causes my suicidal feelings. But the situation is not the cause, it's the effect. Getting rid of everything in my current life wouldn't really do the trick because it's myself that is the problem. I've been in many different mindsets throughout my life and this is the only constant/

i think you should do some new things. of ur fat, excercise. learn a new language. Differentiate yourself from your past. suicide isnt worth it at all.

it may sound cliche bout talk to someone. get help. there are people out there who want to help.

>Find a bridge over deep water that has a close outlet to the ocean
>Go on a night out with your friends, really live it up for the night. At the end of the night when it all seems well get a cab home make a point of saying goodbye to everyone, tip the cabby
>Gather up all your clothes into a case with your documents, chuck in some bricks too and stab holes it the case
>Then go for a nice long walk to the bridge avoiding people
>It should be early morning by now, climb onto the bridge edge and attach the case to your mid section, tip the case over it and fall with it
>The drop will knock you out and the case being heavy enough with pull you under and you drown
>You disappear seemingly after a farewell party and everyone wtfs

Thats my plan, don't you dare steal it you cheeky cunt.

he just said he has no friends so that wont work

>Go on a night out with your friends,

Don't worry I can't steal your plan, I don't make the qualifications to pull it off lol

>h

Sorry I'm a bit wavy on pain killer

Don't worry I don't either. First one to gain friends wins! But user seriously if you've got nothing else you might as well turn to er opiates and just coast out laughing. We are shit bags so lets behave like one.

If you don't want to hurt anyone just kill yourself.
Do you want to leave a small hope that you're still alive to torture them for years? Or just have them know you were miserable and that you're dead now.

Don't bother ending it mate, either keep on pushing through this mortal coil or be a marytr for something great.

Don't waste your death, don't waste your life, make an impact or force a good life apon yourself.

The biggest problem I have with suicide is that people around the person who killed themselves always blame themselves for not doing enough to stop it from happening. I'd rather people think I just dipped out

>Pack everything you own into as little space as possible

>bring it to an isolated place
>burn it
>bury its ashes and take whatever’s left
>sell whatever you can
>assuming you make 15 dollars or something, buy something no one has ever seen you eat
>eat food, leave.
>get a gun, preferrably shotgun
>start another fire, again in an isolated area
>position yourself so you immediately fall into the fire
>shoot yourself
>you fall into the fire, burning your corpse and essentially cremating yourself
>remember the part about the food? if the autopsy finds traces of whatever your last meal was, family can’t link it back to you.
>voila you just dissappeared
>btw since the body is in isolated area it may take days or weeks for police to find the body
>if above is the case, let decomposition do its work

>don't waste your life,

We didn't ask to be born. I didn't want this. It's just struggling every day and I'm tired. I didn't ask to suffer like this.

DNA you retarded fuck.

Get a small calibre handgun, the lighter the better, get helium and balloons.
Go to an extremely secluded area, tell family etc that you are going in exactly the other direction.
Fill the balloons and pack them in a bag/bags, ensure that they can lift the gun easily, get to a secluded spot, burn bags after attaching the gun to balloons, shoot yourself (only put one bullet in the gun).
The gun goes bang, you go dead, the gun lifts off and may travel a considerable distance (toward the ocean would be best if you want to research that), if your body is eventually found it might look more like murder (perhaps suggest to your family that you owe a lot of money to someone).

Alternatively, hire a boat on an ocean of your own choosing, sail out as far as the boat can go, tie weights to your body and leaving no trace of weights or ropes just slip into the water. If you want you could conceal a note on the boat asking for help and say there are people approaching with guns etc.