Hi, I’m here for the job interview

>socket wrench
Don't try to impress anyone when you clearly don't know what a socket wrench is.

I can already tell you're gonna be a great butthole scraper, son. Job pays nothing, minus healthcare. You're hired.

It's a spanner, you spanner

Tattoos disqualify you from a psyche eval? Kill yourself.

Face tattoos are a sign of mental retardation and impulsivity

I have a fair amount of ink. None on my face but I have some on my head and have never had an issue finding a job aside from asshole desk work. I don't think desk work would be great anyway, we saw how American Psycho ended...

diamonds are nowhere near indestructable

Ok then... Have you worked with any musicians before, or is this your first boy band?

"You're hired. Welcome to the team here at McDonalds!"

Get the fuck out of my office and fuck you for wasting my time.