These guys show up at your door with a kilo of cocaine, 5 handles of jack daniels...

These guys show up at your door with a kilo of cocaine, 5 handles of jack daniels, a private jet charted to a private island, and 3 french 12 year olds. Wat do?

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fap and fall asleep

when we leaving?

Fucking rich dude shows up with Jack Daniels? Kick him to the curb.

They came to the wrong place

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Never attend a jack and crack party?

>Wat do?

Bring my dedicated mame emulator console with me and play NBA Jam with them while the 12 year olds make us tasty sandwiches.

Lol, this is the crux of the situation... Yea Forums is obsessed with Epstein and Co. because we’re all jelly these fuckers (basically) got away with what we waste our lives fantasizing about on the internet. Hater-aid.

Maybe drink the alcohol, snort the cocaine, go to the private island, and then not fuck the kids.

Based

>Sitting there on couch made from endangered tiger skin
>Snorting coke
>Drinking the Jack
>Neh, not gonna fuck the kids! I'm no fucking pedo!
>Naked Bill Clinton runs by chasing a crying 12 year old
>"you promised not to put it in my pooper uncle Bill!"
>Whistle a bit
>Lets just pretend this isn't actually going on.
>Snort more coke
>Nervous 12 year old sitting next to you on the couch.
>Naked Epstein runs by chased by a 12 year old girl wearing a gigantic black bbc strapon
>Turn to girl
>So eh.. how's school?

op trying to make this subject a laughing matter.. eat shit. the people must unite and take down the elite. put our differences aside for a few months. we could overturn these bastards.

You had me at kilo of coke.

pull out my 500S&W one tap each MF put em on the trunk of my Lincon drive to nevada bury their asses
keep the cocaine and JD....
the 3 french 12yo get a cap to the farthest police station i can find

Find the passport

WTF user, are you kidding me. I want the Epstein shit to come to a head and explode. Humor can be an effective weapon.

I would happily take the trip and once there would start to build a wall around French so that their disgusting morals won't creepe into rest of the world

kek xd

wait for trump to cum with ivanka

>jack daniels
cringe

I'd run to the kitchen with the coke and cook up some crack, imagine Bill and Epstein smoking crack.

I like the cut of your jib.

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This

impregnate the girls

Do Donald lost his way? And fake mossad passport?

Punch the 12 year old kids in the neck and call them underaged faggots, then i'd smash epstein and clinton with the bottles of jack, take the coke and would use the rest of the jack for something
the i'd take the plane and get the fuck out

I equip my bed sheet slipknot
>lets get him Bill
me and 12 y/o's do mountains of blow while Bill tries to explain pizza-gate to me

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