These guys show up at your door with a kilo of cocaine, 5 handles of jack daniels, a private jet charted to a private island, and 3 french 12 year olds. Wat do?
These guys show up at your door with a kilo of cocaine, 5 handles of jack daniels...
Lincoln Gray
Jacob Collins
fap and fall asleep
Grayson Martinez
when we leaving?
Cooper Sullivan
Fucking rich dude shows up with Jack Daniels? Kick him to the curb.
Thomas Evans
They came to the wrong place
Robert Davis
Never attend a jack and crack party?
Camden Carter
>Wat do?
Bring my dedicated mame emulator console with me and play NBA Jam with them while the 12 year olds make us tasty sandwiches.
Hudson Peterson
Lol, this is the crux of the situation... Yea Forums is obsessed with Epstein and Co. because we’re all jelly these fuckers (basically) got away with what we waste our lives fantasizing about on the internet. Hater-aid.
Jeremiah Wood
Maybe drink the alcohol, snort the cocaine, go to the private island, and then not fuck the kids.
Tyler Gomez
Based