Be me

>>Better haircut

What though? I have the comb over because it's receding and I'm pretty self conscious about it, no other style hides it, and I don't look good with a shaved head or buzz cut

Do you actually have an underbite or is that part of goofyface?

You're not a bad looking guy, man, like at all. Shave that facial hair though (at least the crap your cheeks...I've got that same no-growth thing and I can't stand it), and get literally any other haircut. A shaved head is like 100x better than any other thing when you have receding hair...people are drawn to you and see you as authoritative, which is weird, but true.

Another pic please. Don't do a face, just do your regular awkward face.

I bet you'd look better than your current haircut though. And I bet chicks would start digging your more just outright. Hair is a tricky thing, ain't it?

So you think what you're rocking now is better than any alternative? Your hair and facial hair are a fucking mess dude change it.

If you smoke weed, stop that. Get enough sleep, fix your diet, get some sunlight so you don't look like a cadaver.

>be me
>31 yo
>still virgin
>dont care

same thing, different thought.

Grow the facial hair a bit more.
Get black rimmed glasses.
Slick your hair in a random direction.
You'll still be a permabeta virgin but at least you'll feel better about yourself because of it.

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Yeah i went around with that shitty game of combing over for a few years because i was super young when it thinned out but the reality is that your hair looks like shit. No haircut is going to hide the losing battle youre trying to fight. You will be surprised what shaving it will do for your confidence, which is the primary obstacle to getting your dick wet

Just find a call girl and pay for it. Getting laid is as easy as breathing air. Literally.

Shave your face, get a haircut, start working out