And when you get out, try not to assault people.
What happens when you go to court? Im 18 and was given a citation for assaulting someone and my court date is tomorrow
>citation for assaulting someone
Great job.
You'll wait until your turn to approach the podium, the judge will call you a fucktard in the most formal way he can, and you'll get a sentence that may or may not include jail time.
Tell the judge to suck your dick just to show him that you will not take any bullshit from his fucked up judicial system. Godspeed user, I know you'll do the right thing.
This guy has the right idea.
In my experience you either plead guilty or not guilty the first time you go in.
Plead guilty do the 60 days and put it behind you. If you go beyond this they will ask for a full jail sentence 364 days since you are wasting their time.
Your gonna get raped boi. Better start some anal stretching exercises tonight or your ass is gonna be hurting. Might want to rethink your life choices. And get used to your farts never making a sound again.
Judge will have the citation/police report if the officer who gave it to you isn't there.
Don't lie, just be polite and answer simply. The judge is just another person and people don't like being lied to, especially when they already know the answer.
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS SAYING IM GOING TO JAIL? the cop who gave the citation said that this is not a big deal. please i dont want to go to jail please guys there has to be another way
This happened when I got pinched for fighting at a football game five days after my 18th birthday. Just said that exact same bullshit. He hit me with 90 days I was out in 45 because I kept my nose clean.