*blocks your path*

>. I knew I didnt get her pregnant because I didnt even come inside of her

> thinking that keeps you 100% safe

I've got some bad news user...

I'm not saying that she is pregnant or wasn't lying to you but still that's like first-year health class stuff that you should already know.

You mean like if you cum in a girl, and she’s ovulating, there’s about an 8% chance of conception? Only a complete retard gets a girl pregnant by mistake

ok babe, settle down. Look, if its a boy.....we'll name it after me. If its a girl, we'll name her after you.


THAT WAY SHE CAN BE A COCKSUCKING WHORE LIKE HER MOTHER!

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"whelp, looks like i can dump buckets in ya till we get it flushed"

R.I.P Ralphie

Chances of me getting her pregnant without cumming inside her are super low. And the chances of her trying to trap me are super high.

She never brought it up again after that night.

kek

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>Kick, punch, it's all in the mind!