I'm on a lot of coke... dont normally use. I have to be up in 5 hours for work. how do i fall asleep...

we have been together for 9 years, own a house together and have a kid on the way

hmmm

you what to expect from her sleep best, but if you really wont think shell sleep through it, i wouldnt worry and just go to bed.

id have to rip a cover or pillow to wake mine

i think its a lot lounder in your head than externally to the world then received by your girl, maybe a fan or ac u could turn on to make background noise

or if she wont wake up and notice u gone u can try resting downstairs and coming back just a little before whenever u expect her up

Let's see pics of her pregnant please.
Can't you just call in sick?

I've done that too many times. unfortunately I dont have any prego pics.

what language are you speaking? she will wake up.

Alright user, you'll just have to accept that tomorrow ain't gonna be pretty. Do what other user said and just chill till work time, have a long shower before you go don't be tempted to rebump. Sunglasses are always a good idea if you're client facing, and chewing gum might help with your teeth grinding for now. At least save some of your tooth enamel

why the fuck would you take coke on a work night?

Oh and stop drinking water you fucking nutjob. If you've had 10 glasses then you're hydrated, the thirst you feel is the drugs speaking

Used to do this all the time when I was working 6/7 day weeks. Gotta party when the party's happening

OP, you should take another snork right before starting work, you're going to work faster then. More full frontal pics?