Guys am I okay?
>5 minutes ago
>Start feeling light head
>Having trouble walking
> Feeling dizzy
>Eyes start to feel funny
>Left side of face starts to droop
>Getting nauseous
Can any medfag tell me what I have
Guys am I okay?
idgaf do a flip lighthead faggot
I'm no medical professional but you may be having a stroke
Oh my God what do I do
Tard asks Yea Forums instead of calling either the emergency or non emergency service numbers.
Enjoy your stroke
Call 911 NOW
lol nice stroke faggot
You have mental retardation OP, that's why you feel so intellectually inferior all the time
nice stroke faggot
It's not an emergency though most strokes can be calmed down with some warm ginger ale
If real, you have a blood clot in your brain and need immediate help.
Call 911. Before you can't talk.
Why what's happening to me?!
CALL 911 YOU FUCKING LEOPARD
Wait what
You probably shouldn’t be left alone at the very least.
YOU'RE DYING YOU DUMB FUCK
CALL AN UBER TO TAKE YOU TO THE NEAREST HOSPITAL
What if it's not that mild? What if it's a more serious stroke?
Well obviously the stroke is mild enough that OP can ask a bunch of internet retards for medical advice.
>Left side of face starts to droop
google that sentence
Hush, little OP, don't say a word, Yea Forums's gonna buy you some life support, and if that life support don't beep, Yea Forums's gonna call you the faggot king
Obviously if you're not gonna take it serious just stay home. Stupid fuck doesn't recognize when he needs a hospital.
low effort bait and you all took it...
Next level life hack. Call an uber instead of an ambulance. Get no medical attention. Save $10000. Die. It's all over. Schweet
Yeah, you right, didn't realized sooner
Duh its nerve gas you'll be dead within the hour
Last time I was in an ambulance I REALLY did not need to be in it. Actually, that whole ER visit was completely unnecessary.
NOT IF I KILL MYSELF FIRST
its just aids. avoid pools and you're fine
You clever bitch
The gas always gets its kill
my point still stands. Don't be a burden on the state. Keep it up.
I'm confused. Are you agreeing with me?
that's the meme bro