Guys am I okay?

Guys am I okay?
>5 minutes ago
>Start feeling light head
>Having trouble walking
> Feeling dizzy
>Eyes start to feel funny
>Left side of face starts to droop
>Getting nauseous
Can any medfag tell me what I have

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idgaf do a flip lighthead faggot

I'm no medical professional but you may be having a stroke

Oh my God what do I do

Tard asks Yea Forums instead of calling either the emergency or non emergency service numbers.

Enjoy your stroke

Call 911 NOW

lol nice stroke faggot

You have mental retardation OP, that's why you feel so intellectually inferior all the time

nice stroke faggot

It's not an emergency though most strokes can be calmed down with some warm ginger ale

If real, you have a blood clot in your brain and need immediate help.

Call 911. Before you can't talk.

Why what's happening to me?!

CALL 911 YOU FUCKING LEOPARD

Wait what

You probably shouldn’t be left alone at the very least.

YOU'RE DYING YOU DUMB FUCK
CALL AN UBER TO TAKE YOU TO THE NEAREST HOSPITAL

What if it's not that mild? What if it's a more serious stroke?

Well obviously the stroke is mild enough that OP can ask a bunch of internet retards for medical advice.

>Left side of face starts to droop
google that sentence

Hush, little OP, don't say a word, Yea Forums's gonna buy you some life support, and if that life support don't beep, Yea Forums's gonna call you the faggot king

Obviously if you're not gonna take it serious just stay home. Stupid fuck doesn't recognize when he needs a hospital.

low effort bait and you all took it...

Next level life hack. Call an uber instead of an ambulance. Get no medical attention. Save $10000. Die. It's all over. Schweet

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Yeah, you right, didn't realized sooner

Duh its nerve gas you'll be dead within the hour

Last time I was in an ambulance I REALLY did not need to be in it. Actually, that whole ER visit was completely unnecessary.

NOT IF I KILL MYSELF FIRST

its just aids. avoid pools and you're fine

You clever bitch
The gas always gets its kill

my point still stands. Don't be a burden on the state. Keep it up.

I'm confused. Are you agreeing with me?

that's the meme bro