My manager caught me masturbating in the restroom during break, today. Can I legally be fired over this...

o then u should be ok

You're a fucking loser for even working there. Go cut lawns or wash cars you pathetic fuck.

Lawfag here,

Were you inside a stall? If yes, you got a nice lawsuit on your hands if you can prove he peeked. If you were at the urinal, just deny it.

They can't have cameras in the restroom. However, if he complains and it happens again and it is corroborated, you could get in trouble.

lolol comparing piss to jizz XD

You don't even know what I do dumbass

Probably. Fucking degenerate. Wank off at home instead of your place of work. You probably think import substitution industrialization actually worked lmao

Who sells women's underwear for an ass that huge.

Deny, deny, deny
"I didnt do it. You didnt see me do it. You cant prove nuttin" -Bart Simpson

You work at Walmart. I know you.

You know he's was at a urinal. It's obvious, counselor.