Be me

Imagine having to beat your wife in a competition just to have reluctant sex with her... And then post it online

rollll

There isn’t enough rum and mdma in the world to make me wanna put my penis in that fat grease pile

Should you really thank tho? I never do.
I remember reading somewhere that it rewires their brain into thinking she just did you a great favor or a chore and is therefore less likely to agree to future bjs unless she thinks you earned it.