Be me

>Be me
>Challenge Wife to game of mario kart
>If I win she sucks my dick
>If she wins I have to cook for week
>I win!
>She says best outa three
>I still win
>I say ok double or quits
>I win again I get to record you sucking my dick
>She agrees
>Tries to cheat to win
>I still win
>Whip cock out
>She reluctantly starts sucking
>Trips gets video!

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>be me
>can't cum from blowjobs

Why am I broken Yea Forums?

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I’ll roll to see that. Also congrats.

>cook a meal every time she sucks you to completion.
>create a new deal you cook she sucks.
>???
>cook steak

You need get better head

Not same user but I also cant cum from BJs
Ive had some pretty good leg shaking suck dont get me wrong but then my dick just goes numb from the same intense stimulation repeatedly.

‘I’m only doing this cause I have too’ blowjobs are the worst.
Also roll

Roll

You have to win a game to get a blowjob? Lmao

Imagine having a wife who is reluctant to be intimate with you.

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K

why do we always have to play these games
roll faggot

Newfag I take it

She’s just not fond of blowjons

roll

Roll

People don't seem to be very excited

roll

Roll

OP probably cries and thanks her in the video

You should always thank a girl after a blowjob.

I would. I would I would I would. I'm so lonely.

rolllll

Wait...
Is crying during blowjobs not normal?

roll

Roll

Pssh not after a shutout in Mario kart

No, After is best

Roooolllllllllllll

Rooll

Ez clap

Rooollll

roll

Rolling

Spaghetti farts

Trips ez

roll

Imagine being married to someone who is so reluctant to please you sexually.


Boy i'm sure this will last.

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trip plz

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check em

Figure it out

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roll

Roll

rolllllllllllllllllllllin

rolin

666

trips get

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Not even close

777

Inb4 trips and op doesnt deliver

Roll
Which Mario Kart?

Im married to a Japanese woman who sucks my dick before we even start playing mario kart. And by mario kart I mean chocobo racing

Ima give it one fucking shot.

Rollerino

NELLY NEEDS food

SNES!

Roll

ROLL FOR DA TRIPS

Roll

That is my dream... i wish i was you...

888

Rawlin

Frozen turd dildos

rolliolio

Rolling

check these 9s

999

Don't squeeze your dick so hard when you jack it.

Double time.

Roll

these ones

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999

>wasting your 1 blow job a year on a fucking video game
the soyest of soy

Nop

oh look at that, I got trips!

Go play paintball faggot.

Keep rolling boys

TRIPPPS

Rollin for the cause

This nigga gets it.

Roll

111

Roll

Roll

rOll

222

Damn. Close

It doesnt work like that idiot..

Hmmmm

222 right here

Almost bruh

Trips

I hear it's trips night

RoLL

cmon guys

Lotta dubs, not a trip to be found

888

Another one boyoooo

good things come in 3s

aaaaaaaaa

Roll

333

Don't worry bud. Newfags will learn soon enough.

333

Rolling for OPs lies

AH FUCK I WAS SO CLOSE

Ooo

Get

roll

Head!

Jinkies

444

fag

ez

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You guys are faggots.

Getting trips is easy.

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Rolling rolling rolling

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*good things come in 4s but mista disapproves

roulll

How many idiots gonna off themselves when he doesn't post?

Rollin'.

Winner here

555

**5s

555

Me too bruh
It's not us
It's them

5s is a party shoulda fisted her ass, real shit.

Boom

Roll

Gottwm

Not nearly enough.

Win like sin

Rollin'

Almost user, tweak ur script

666

Man it sure is easy getting trips

666

Lots of girls think that a blowjob is putting the dick in their mouth and licking it. That's fun but that's never gonna make you cum. To make you cum, she needs to suck it, the more she'll suck the faster you'll cum.

Some girls think that it will hurt you if she does that, tell her that you do much worse when you jack off.

Check em

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I'm telling you morons, stop squeezing your dicks so hard when you jack it.

Satan commands it.

6s

666

666 come on satan help us out here

Wonder if I can time this one

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roll

rolling for the fake vid

Devil

aa

Roll

Again

Yeah and imagine being willing to post the video online making a show of your sex life. These people are broken.

Lol yup

All the 7s

rollerino

Maybe 777 will work. Nana nana nana, help out batman

777

check out these trips.

777?

NOW

Gimme the 7

vegas

777

Plz nigga, got touch like the swamp thing. Check em

got em!!!!!

lel

Batman roll for generic pornhub clip

Win

Same here.

fuck it roll

I've felt like this before.

Roll

Oooooooo

rollll

yeet

888, come on 4chin

Rolling in a bullshit thread

8s

She's fucking niggers.

god fucking damn it

888

I see a lot anons that have not learned that op is always a faggots and never delivers

888 read em boyos!!!!!

Eyyyeah

888?

Another one

Trips ain't real, nor is the video.

got

Just delete the video and fuck off

l

Nigs

rollllll

i wanna know where this leads now they stole that from me >807630777

WINRAR

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Winrar.

Homie. Get it

WIN RAR

WINRAR!

YES!

what a "trips"?

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finally

again

WINNER

woah

YES!

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Holy shit

how much you wanna bet OP wont deliver

see
and witness those digits you hopeless newfaggot

Roller coaster

Do it

Alright OP time to give the vid as promised.

DON’T BE A TYPICAL OP, OP

Checked

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rell

DELIVER

Took you long enough faggots.

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Roll

10 billion yen

And now we wait

Will OP deliver? Will we see his post Mario kart bj? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Yea Forums

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yea i kinda had a similar problem, just let her suck your nuts she jerks you off, that always made me cum

That's like $2 canadian

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Underwhelming as hell

Hahaha fucking land whale, no beueno.

Op here. You don’t mind if she’s trans right though? She’s kinda passable

that was just sad

LMAO FUCK ARE YOU CRAZY WHY DID YOU SHOW US THIS SHIT OBESE FUCK SHDJSJJ

OP has no balls!

Then why can you do it

Where is the video O-Pee?

still pretty hot

Pack it up boys, waste of trips. Murder suicide yourselves now

because Im also this guy

it's like $10 million US what're you talking bout

nigga you married a lunchlady

nigger that's not a girlfriend that's a hambeast.. that's a landwhale companion

I feel an imbalance has caused us to waste our efforts for this.....reward.

I am disappoint user.

OP ain't got no balls kek

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Ew

OH shit!

Fuck all of you, at least I’m not a virgin faggot like all you

Chris Watts time...

...

I'd rather be a virgin forever than touch that fucking ham whale.

I think the virgins are better off. I mean, they've never willingly fucked that ham galaxy

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Gross!

FUCK ALL YOU GUYS

Ayyy lmao. He got no balls yall. Get a load of this. He is totally off the wall.

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Thank you

AHAHAHAHA FAGGOT
>you will remember these posts next time you plow

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Op is also (shockingly for Yea Forums) overweight. He should be thankful a walrus managed to drag itself inland for his horn to be serenaded.

I'm gay...anons here like sex with men right???

lets get this on a tray- nice!

Hamplanet aside op on a serious note. Where the fuck are your balls?

Yeah I’ll know all you faggots will still be virgins while I’m balls deep

Oh no! We hurt OP's feelings.

Maybe he will do us all favor and remove the video.

>implying she's thin enough for you to go balls deep
We all just saw your dick user, not impressive

OK very funny, but now show us the real vid

OP's testicles fell off and he married ms. piggy

WHAT FUCKING BALLS?!?!

How can you go balls deep with no balls?

you have no balls

I'd rather be a Virgin than put my dick in that land manatee.

NICE

Put me in the screencap guys

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well... you did deliver.

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op speared a whale, it lived and he brought it home

Well to be far to OP it is the most realistic chan coupe ever, two obese spotted ballless neckbreads

Is that based Steve???

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USA in a video

You're doing God's work user, keep spreading the Word of Steve

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So much freedom

The fuck are your balls bruh?

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kek, post it on erome, i want to hear that

what a waste of trips KYS

Where the fuck are your nuts?

NNONOONONONOOOOHOLY KEKERINO ANOOOON

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Ugh, I don't

Just post the video faggot

U don’t wanna see it

Trips here

Rooollll

see

I'd rather be a Virgin than a nutless faggot banging a fat dude.

I'm so lonely and Jelly

Well good on yah buddy, I always knew she was a whale. That fucking hog would be blowing me nightly.

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Seriously though OP where are your balls? Were the goys not satisfied with your foreskin alone?

I most Assuredly would. OP has someone to hold him. I have no one.

Underrated post

Thank god you won OP, I can’t imagine how much food it would require to cook for that garbage disposal for a whole week.

Have to bring the fuckin cake batter in with a God damn concrete truck

I would kiss her, OP, and touch her ever so tenderly. Youre a lucky guy, OP.

That's all I could notice lol

You're not fooling anyone you ball less ham smashing faggot

He delivered. OP wasn't a complete faggot I guess.

Imagine having to beat your wife in a competition just to have reluctant sex with her... And then post it online

rollll

There isn’t enough rum and mdma in the world to make me wanna put my penis in that fat grease pile

Should you really thank tho? I never do.
I remember reading somewhere that it rewires their brain into thinking she just did you a great favor or a chore and is therefore less likely to agree to future bjs unless she thinks you earned it.