>Be me
>Challenge Wife to game of mario kart
>If I win she sucks my dick
>If she wins I have to cook for week
>I win!
>She says best outa three
>I still win
>I say ok double or quits
>I win again I get to record you sucking my dick
>She agrees
>Tries to cheat to win
>I still win
>Whip cock out
>She reluctantly starts sucking
>Trips gets video!
Be me
>be me
>can't cum from blowjobs
Why am I broken Yea Forums?
I’ll roll to see that. Also congrats.
>cook a meal every time she sucks you to completion.
>create a new deal you cook she sucks.
>???
>cook steak
You need get better head
Not same user but I also cant cum from BJs
Ive had some pretty good leg shaking suck dont get me wrong but then my dick just goes numb from the same intense stimulation repeatedly.
‘I’m only doing this cause I have too’ blowjobs are the worst.
Also roll
Roll
You have to win a game to get a blowjob? Lmao
Imagine having a wife who is reluctant to be intimate with you.
K
why do we always have to play these games
roll faggot
Newfag I take it
She’s just not fond of blowjons
roll
Roll
People don't seem to be very excited
roll
Roll
OP probably cries and thanks her in the video
You should always thank a girl after a blowjob.
I would. I would I would I would. I'm so lonely.
rolllll
Wait...
Is crying during blowjobs not normal?
roll
Roll
Pssh not after a shutout in Mario kart
No, After is best
Roooolllllllllllll
Rooll
Ez clap
Rooollll
roll
Rolling
Spaghetti farts
Trips ez
roll
Imagine being married to someone who is so reluctant to please you sexually.
Boy i'm sure this will last.
trip plz
check em
Figure it out
roll
Roll
rolllllllllllllllllllllin
rolin
666
trips get
Not even close
777
Inb4 trips and op doesnt deliver
Roll
Which Mario Kart?
Im married to a Japanese woman who sucks my dick before we even start playing mario kart. And by mario kart I mean chocobo racing
Ima give it one fucking shot.
Rollerino
NELLY NEEDS food
SNES!
Roll
ROLL FOR DA TRIPS
Roll
That is my dream... i wish i was you...
888
Rawlin
Frozen turd dildos
rolliolio
Rolling
check these 9s
999
Don't squeeze your dick so hard when you jack it.
Double time.
Roll
these ones
999
>wasting your 1 blow job a year on a fucking video game
the soyest of soy
Nop
oh look at that, I got trips!
Go play paintball faggot.
Keep rolling boys
TRIPPPS
Rollin for the cause
This nigga gets it.
Roll
111
Roll
Roll
rOll
222
Damn. Close
It doesnt work like that idiot..
Hmmmm
222 right here
Almost bruh
Trips
I hear it's trips night
RoLL
cmon guys
Lotta dubs, not a trip to be found
888
Another one boyoooo
good things come in 3s
aaaaaaaaa
Roll
333
Don't worry bud. Newfags will learn soon enough.
333
Rolling for OPs lies
AH FUCK I WAS SO CLOSE
Ooo
Get
roll
Head!
Jinkies
444
fag
ez
You guys are faggots.
Getting trips is easy.
Rolling rolling rolling
*good things come in 4s but mista disapproves
roulll
How many idiots gonna off themselves when he doesn't post?
Rollin'.
Winner here
555
**5s
555
Me too bruh
It's not us
It's them
5s is a party shoulda fisted her ass, real shit.
Boom
Roll
Gottwm
Not nearly enough.
Win like sin
Rollin'
Almost user, tweak ur script
666
Man it sure is easy getting trips
666
Lots of girls think that a blowjob is putting the dick in their mouth and licking it. That's fun but that's never gonna make you cum. To make you cum, she needs to suck it, the more she'll suck the faster you'll cum.
Some girls think that it will hurt you if she does that, tell her that you do much worse when you jack off.
Check em
I'm telling you morons, stop squeezing your dicks so hard when you jack it.
Satan commands it.
6s
666
666 come on satan help us out here
Wonder if I can time this one
roll
rolling for the fake vid
Devil
aa
Roll
Again
Yeah and imagine being willing to post the video online making a show of your sex life. These people are broken.
Lol yup
All the 7s
rollerino
Maybe 777 will work. Nana nana nana, help out batman
777
check out these trips.
777?
NOW
Gimme the 7
vegas
777
Plz nigga, got touch like the swamp thing. Check em
got em!!!!!
lel
Batman roll for generic pornhub clip
Win
Same here.
fuck it roll
I've felt like this before.
Roll
Oooooooo
rollll
yeet
888, come on 4chin
Rolling in a bullshit thread
8s
She's fucking niggers.
god fucking damn it
888
I see a lot anons that have not learned that op is always a faggots and never delivers
888 read em boyos!!!!!
Eyyyeah
888?
Another one
Trips ain't real, nor is the video.
got
Just delete the video and fuck off
l
Nigs
rollllll
i wanna know where this leads now they stole that from me >807630777
WINRAR
Winrar.
Homie. Get it
WIN RAR
WINRAR!
YES!
what a "trips"?
finally
again
WINNER
woah
YES!
Holy shit
how much you wanna bet OP wont deliver
see
and witness those digits you hopeless newfaggot
Roller coaster
Do it
Alright OP time to give the vid as promised.
DON’T BE A TYPICAL OP, OP
Checked
rell
DELIVER
Took you long enough faggots.
Roll
10 billion yen
And now we wait
Will OP deliver? Will we see his post Mario kart bj? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Yea Forums
yea i kinda had a similar problem, just let her suck your nuts she jerks you off, that always made me cum
That's like $2 canadian
Underwhelming as hell
Hahaha fucking land whale, no beueno.
Op here. You don’t mind if she’s trans right though? She’s kinda passable
that was just sad
LMAO FUCK ARE YOU CRAZY WHY DID YOU SHOW US THIS SHIT OBESE FUCK SHDJSJJ
OP has no balls!
Then why can you do it
Where is the video O-Pee?
still pretty hot
Pack it up boys, waste of trips. Murder suicide yourselves now
because Im also this guy
it's like $10 million US what're you talking bout
nigga you married a lunchlady
nigger that's not a girlfriend that's a hambeast.. that's a landwhale companion
I feel an imbalance has caused us to waste our efforts for this.....reward.
I am disappoint user.
OP ain't got no balls kek
Ew
OH shit!
Fuck all of you, at least I’m not a virgin faggot like all you
Chris Watts time...
...
I'd rather be a virgin forever than touch that fucking ham whale.
I think the virgins are better off. I mean, they've never willingly fucked that ham galaxy
Gross!
FUCK ALL YOU GUYS
Ayyy lmao. He got no balls yall. Get a load of this. He is totally off the wall.
Thank you
AHAHAHAHA FAGGOT
>you will remember these posts next time you plow
Op is also (shockingly for Yea Forums) overweight. He should be thankful a walrus managed to drag itself inland for his horn to be serenaded.
I'm gay...anons here like sex with men right???
lets get this on a tray- nice!
Hamplanet aside op on a serious note. Where the fuck are your balls?
Yeah I’ll know all you faggots will still be virgins while I’m balls deep
Oh no! We hurt OP's feelings.
Maybe he will do us all favor and remove the video.
>implying she's thin enough for you to go balls deep
We all just saw your dick user, not impressive
OK very funny, but now show us the real vid
OP's testicles fell off and he married ms. piggy
WHAT FUCKING BALLS?!?!
How can you go balls deep with no balls?
you have no balls
I'd rather be a Virgin than put my dick in that land manatee.
NICE
Put me in the screencap guys
well... you did deliver.
op speared a whale, it lived and he brought it home
Well to be far to OP it is the most realistic chan coupe ever, two obese spotted ballless neckbreads
Is that based Steve???
USA in a video
You're doing God's work user, keep spreading the Word of Steve
So much freedom
The fuck are your balls bruh?
kek, post it on erome, i want to hear that
what a waste of trips KYS
Where the fuck are your nuts?
NNONOONONONOOOOHOLY KEKERINO ANOOOON
Ugh, I don't
Just post the video faggot
U don’t wanna see it
Trips here
Rooollll
see
I'd rather be a Virgin than a nutless faggot banging a fat dude.
I'm so lonely and Jelly
Well good on yah buddy, I always knew she was a whale. That fucking hog would be blowing me nightly.
Seriously though OP where are your balls? Were the goys not satisfied with your foreskin alone?
I most Assuredly would. OP has someone to hold him. I have no one.
Underrated post
Thank god you won OP, I can’t imagine how much food it would require to cook for that garbage disposal for a whole week.
Have to bring the fuckin cake batter in with a God damn concrete truck
I would kiss her, OP, and touch her ever so tenderly. Youre a lucky guy, OP.
That's all I could notice lol
You're not fooling anyone you ball less ham smashing faggot
He delivered. OP wasn't a complete faggot I guess.
Imagine having to beat your wife in a competition just to have reluctant sex with her... And then post it online
rollll
There isn’t enough rum and mdma in the world to make me wanna put my penis in that fat grease pile
Should you really thank tho? I never do.
I remember reading somewhere that it rewires their brain into thinking she just did you a great favor or a chore and is therefore less likely to agree to future bjs unless she thinks you earned it.