Be me

>Be me
>Challenge Wife to game of mario kart
>If I win she sucks my dick
>If she wins I have to cook for week
>I win!
>She says best outa three
>I still win
>I say ok double or quits
>I win again I get to record you sucking my dick
>She agrees
>Tries to cheat to win
>I still win
>Whip cock out
>She reluctantly starts sucking
>Trips gets video!

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>be me
>can't cum from blowjobs

Why am I broken Yea Forums?

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I’ll roll to see that. Also congrats.

>cook a meal every time she sucks you to completion.
>create a new deal you cook she sucks.
>???
>cook steak

You need get better head

Not same user but I also cant cum from BJs
Ive had some pretty good leg shaking suck dont get me wrong but then my dick just goes numb from the same intense stimulation repeatedly.

‘I’m only doing this cause I have too’ blowjobs are the worst.
Also roll

Roll

You have to win a game to get a blowjob? Lmao

Imagine having a wife who is reluctant to be intimate with you.

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