Hi /b My Daughter...she is my stepdaughter but calls me dad since she was 8! will get 12 this week! She wants a Nintendo switch but as you can imagine it is fucking expensive, what else could I buy her?
And let us this clear, I'm not pedo! I love this kid as like my own! TBH I love her more than my "own" son(2) cause she is the first person who calls me dad!
Smartphone? checked but we her mum and me) don't allow her IG or twitter! too many pedos out there
Jack Lopez
misschien haar op je pc laten en een paar emulators downloaden, goede spellen en bijbehorende controllers.
Jordan Morris
Post more pictures
Brayden Smith
This OP I think that will be 200€ And never take anything from here too seriously, we are a bunch of dicks
Juan Murphy
Oh damn, how come I didn't get one?
Hunter Cruz
You fags never let me down. Fucking Taxis
William Gomez
Honestly I'd take a step back (financially) make a gift that'll keep sentimental value, she's getting to the age where you constantly risk growing apart. Make it an emotional investment, something she's really find some joy in
Don't get me wrong! I have never expect real or good advice of /b! but this is so disgusting!
and let me say this: fuck you and no I will not give my cock as a present?! cause why? caue I love this little human being since she was 8 and I will love her when she is 58!
Hi, you must be new here. This is actually pretty standard for Yea Forums.
Grayson Kelly
Why not find a used one? They're pennies on the used market. Otherwise the new version comes out soon and it's only $200.
You could print out a flyer of the new Switch and tell her when it's released that she'd have it same day. You can save up enough for it before it releases and she can get a switch, everyone wins.
Eli Lopez
How about a collection of cock tributes for her? Show her how beautiful she is with a living album of erections.
Michael Williams
this is somehow cute pal
David Sanders
My hero
Caleb Evans
I'll guess DD/LG
Logan Ward
>How about a collection of cock tributes for her?
Do not attempt I will kill you son of a dirty nigger bitch!
Op asking /b for advice with rl pic of step kid...dont you know Yea Forums /b was notrious for this shit...lol id just say give em what they want....if there r old /b fags here there r ways...always ways..
Camden Thompson
OP here just let me say I'm fucking disgusted tell me /b you don't have daughters or little sisters? is every female no matter the age a cum-dump for you? this is wrong son! this is not reality! you fucking morons
Noah Smith
yeah you are fucking right! my mistake so I wish the mods will kill this fucking thread and pls delete the her picture it was a fucking failure
Just wait until September and give her the Switch lite you cheap ass hoe lol jk
Evan Foster
This. My son is 10 and he wants a dune buggie and I told him he can have it for his birthday when he turns 11. They're about $4,000 and up...why are you poor?
Adrian Scott
Set up a camera in her room. Make sure she is safe.
So you only give the cock to people you hate?! You rapists are disgusting! Cock is for loved ones like wives and girlfriends and teenage runaways and escorts working their way through college. You need to enter her like she's entering her last year before teenage.
Don't buy her anything. Save your money and get her the Switch later when you can afford it. Take her to a nice amusement park instead for her birthday and show her a good time.
Wyatt Edwards
>he's entering her last year before teenage.
true dat! 12 is cute but 13 that is teenage and you will lost her!
If you really loved her you would get her a switch
Matthew Torres
how unfair! I would and I can afford it but her mum and I also don't want to spoil her! she is 11 and happy and wealthy we don't want to top that with a 400 dollar present!
Asher Allen
Who does these cartoons?
Kayden Peterson
AFAIK a reatreded but talented gay named shadmen!
Brody Hughes
Exactly, so you do this and when you can afford the Switch you make it a reward for good grades.
Luke Clark
> she is 11 and happy and wealthy
Well then fuck it! Little bitch/ can buy her own damn Switch!