Hi /b

Hi /b
My Daughter...she is my stepdaughter but calls me dad since she was 8! will get 12 this week! She wants a Nintendo switch but as you can imagine it is fucking expensive, what else could I buy her?

And let us this clear, I'm not pedo!
I love this kid as like my own!
TBH I love her more than my "own" son(2) cause she is the first person who calls me dad!

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will get 12 this week? what the fuck does that mean?

sorry I'm dutch
she's born 2007

She obviously needs your cock. What sort of game are you playing? Give it to her

give her the cock?

fucking disgusting anons!
even for /b

Amen, agreed, she’s ready

shes ready, dutch man. give her the dick of her life.

>she’s ready
>still 11

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dick her down.
hard
really HARD

Ythe switch lite will be out soon and slightly cheaper. Or give her the cock

give her the cock its not at all expensive

Four votes for cock. One vote for videos

disgusting!

buy her a smartphone and make sure she downloads instagram, twitter and snapchat so she can talk to her friends

Post more pictures of your daughter

reported all of you sick pedos!

I know right? The switch lite won't be able to handle the full switch library. It's absolutely disgusting.

Get her a vibrator
in a couple of days she'll forget all about the switch

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Smartphone? checked
but we her mum and me) don't allow her IG or twitter! too many pedos out there

misschien haar op je pc laten en een paar emulators downloaden, goede spellen en bijbehorende controllers.

Post more pictures

This OP I think that will be 200€
And never take anything from here too seriously, we are a bunch of dicks

Oh damn, how come I didn't get one?

You fags never let me down.
Fucking Taxis

Honestly I'd take a step back (financially) make a gift that'll keep sentimental value, she's getting to the age where you constantly risk growing apart. Make it an emotional investment, something she's really find some joy in

she saw you & anheroed
You got the soda, rite?

Damn, i never got any soda

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Yeah, what this guy said

Plus cock.

Either give her the dick or get a laptop. Only a based dutchbro would educate her on what's really important here

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Don't get me wrong! I have never expect real or good advice of /b! but this is so disgusting!

and let me say this: fuck you and no I will not give my cock as a present?! cause why? caue I love this little human being since she was 8 and I will love her when she is 58!

Just disappointing

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Why would you ask /b you fuck wit? Your asking for sick fucks to comment sick shit.... Your either stupid or just bait faggot. Neck your self

Hope you enjoy rubbing one out to her tonight, again

You know she's rubbing the button for you Daddy. Look at that face she's begging for it

reported! you sick fucks

fuck her in the ass then buy her the switch

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Can you give her access to /b we will give her the present.

Lol reported

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>reported

consequences will never be the same

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why the fuk did OP post on b? top fucking KEK

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What sort of porn does she have on that lap top?

>>even for Yea Forums

Hi, you must be new here. This is actually pretty standard for Yea Forums.

Why not find a used one? They're pennies on the used market. Otherwise the new version comes out soon and it's only $200.

You could print out a flyer of the new Switch and tell her when it's released that she'd have it same day. You can save up enough for it before it releases and she can get a switch, everyone wins.

How about a collection of cock tributes for her? Show her how beautiful she is with a living album of erections.

this is somehow cute pal

My hero

I'll guess DD/LG

>How about a collection of cock tributes for her?

Do not attempt I will kill you son of a dirty nigger bitch!

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>DD/LG

whas dat brah?

Try the innerwebs, junior

Haha someone really likes that idea Haha just like Briar Rabbit

(Daddy Dom Little Girl)

Fuck! never heard son! sounds weird and sick!

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It's beautiful and completely natural

Op asking /b for advice with rl pic of step kid...dont you know Yea Forums /b was notrious for this shit...lol id just say give em what they want....if there r old /b fags here there r ways...always ways..

OP here
just let me say
I'm fucking disgusted
tell me /b you don't have daughters or little sisters? is every female no matter the age a cum-dump for you? this is wrong son! this is not reality! you fucking morons

yeah you are fucking right!
my mistake so I wish the mods will kill this fucking thread and pls delete the her picture it was a fucking failure

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Kek

OP I answered you, stop being a faggot and focusing on shit that triggers you.

Fuck, here read my reply

I have a free gift that you can give the little cutie. My cock.

You're old enough to be a father of a 12 yr old and yet you think a Nintendo Switch is "fucking expensive".

You suck at life.

You fucking virgin!!!
Since I',m her dad I would cut your fucking disgusting Jewish dick offffff!

OP sets the bait, he enjoys it, don't try and reason with him. This shit gets him off obviously lol

Op....your lying..../b fags reverse search this shit.

And fuck her with it?

Such a generous user

yeah I know what you mean
but 330 EUR for a 12 year old?
I don't want to spoil her!

Well that's been obvious from the start lol

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She's getting married! Lol.

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21 IP’s. Below quota, but ok.

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Just get the switch mini when that comes out then, it's around $200

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Just wait until September and give her the Switch lite you cheap ass hoe lol jk

This.
My son is 10 and he wants a dune buggie and I told him he can have it for his birthday when he turns 11. They're about $4,000 and up...why are you poor?

Set up a camera in her room. Make sure she is safe.

Oh shit. The NSA is monitoring this post!

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Such a cutie!

Forgot pic

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Noice

Hmmmm yes... very ripe
Kys you're not op

She needs to bare my child

THIS!

>why are you poor?
>would do anything for nude kids

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FUCK! woul die for to fu...kiss her

look at those eyes craving for daddy's presents

>craving for daddy's presents

lpresents like? like what?!

posting your daughter on Yea Forums is pretty messed up. Hollands marginaal tokkie

>Just get the switch mini

not out in europe!

Post more

jap will never do that again pal!

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Dad and daughter was always a special relationship

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just get her a switch lite, its gonna be $200

nah man here in Netherlands
320 Euros I guess this should be
355,22 dollars!

....just showing

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delete this please, it will get out of hand quick... its Yea Forums

ITT

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Inches

...does she have an ID badge on her hip...?

So you only give the cock to people you hate?! You rapists are disgusting! Cock is for loved ones like wives and girlfriends and teenage runaways and escorts working their way through college. You need to enter her like she's entering her last year before teenage.

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>Inches

son of a whore!
made my day

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Don't buy her anything. Save your money and get her the Switch later when you can afford it. Take her to a nice amusement park instead for her birthday and show her a good time.

>he's entering her last year before teenage.

true dat!
12 is cute but 13 that is teenage and you will lost her!

BEST ADVICE EVER!

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If you really loved her you would get her a switch

how unfair!
I would and I can afford it but her mum and I also don't want to spoil her! she is 11 and happy and wealthy we don't want to top that with a 400 dollar present!

Who does these cartoons?

AFAIK a reatreded but talented gay named shadmen!

Exactly, so you do this and when you can afford the Switch you make it a reward for good grades.

> she is 11 and happy and wealthy

Well then fuck it!
Little bitch/
can buy her own damn Switch!

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he's right he's fucking logical

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Oh the vaultmeat guy right?

>he's right he's fucking logical

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nice

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dumb but legal

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Buy the lite you cheap fuck it's your kid man come on don't eat

OP here so I will show you something secret

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Hey op drop a form of contact if your cool with it.

the switch really isn't that expensive, just fucking buy it dude

Im 14 and live in the netherlands so i could give her a good fuck. otherwise just buy the fucking switch its not that expensive