No secrets/confession thread??

I wish my mom would suck my cock while I'm taking a shit

I got this woman I like. We're good friends, hang out, do stuff, similar interests, all that. She's OK looking, I'm not horrendous. She likes sex, I like sex. So honestly, there's nothing from stopping us from kind of moving on to the next step, whatever that might be.

I mean, except her husband and my wife. Her husband is just... the wrong guy for her. He doesn't listen, he's just kind of shitty. My wife is wrong for me, she's just... boring. We had things in common when we got married (before most of you were likely even born.) But now we're just kind of... together out of habit.

I am waiting for our last kid to move out, then I expect to move out next. Maybe the other woman is interested? Maybe she is not...

You're a bad person

I'm in love with my half sis and always go through her laundry when i visit her

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And you expected who on Yea Forums, fucking Mother Theresa?

I might be bad, but you're probably an idiot.

>but you're probably an idiot.
Can't even tag a post

I kissed a girl once

Fag.

Your half sis is fucking hot

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

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