No secrets/confession thread??

I wish my mom would suck my cock while I'm taking a shit

I got this woman I like. We're good friends, hang out, do stuff, similar interests, all that. She's OK looking, I'm not horrendous. She likes sex, I like sex. So honestly, there's nothing from stopping us from kind of moving on to the next step, whatever that might be.

I mean, except her husband and my wife. Her husband is just... the wrong guy for her. He doesn't listen, he's just kind of shitty. My wife is wrong for me, she's just... boring. We had things in common when we got married (before most of you were likely even born.) But now we're just kind of... together out of habit.

I am waiting for our last kid to move out, then I expect to move out next. Maybe the other woman is interested? Maybe she is not...

You're a bad person

I'm in love with my half sis and always go through her laundry when i visit her

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And you expected who on Yea Forums, fucking Mother Theresa?

I might be bad, but you're probably an idiot.

>but you're probably an idiot.
Can't even tag a post

I kissed a girl once

Fag.

Your half sis is fucking hot

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

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Yeah she is..
And such a nice person too

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How many did you kill and how?

I was wondering when you would show up

Oh fuck, that bathing suit looks perfect on her. Are you really in love with her?

I'm at the point were I don't care about any other girls, no matter how interested they are in me because they aren't her

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Man, I'd drink her bath water if I could

I didn't do that yet. But if I'd have the chance I probably would

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Sage.

Bruh

I knocked up a girl

I let a dog fuck me when I was 16

I slept with my ballet choreographer to get a role last year.

I know who this is....

I can prove it.

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u m or f?

You on the other hand are clearly a genius

I post on /pol/

Well?

i raped my sister when she came home drunk

She looks like a bit of a whore though. Am I wrong ?

Yes you are wrong. She has a bf since 3 years

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I confess that I like to setup my fetish gear like
>mouthgag, blowjob pants, dildos and gay/sissy books so that the repairmen that I have in my house-when my parents aren't home, find it. Also, I've been "caught" by the mexican gardener.

Sometimes, when the repairmen find the fetish stash, they fuck my face. The gardener, of course, comes over weekly for a draining since he "caught" me playing with the dildo gag in the garden shed. My parents don't know, but I think my sister knows.

I tried to get "caught" with sissy porn on my computer, but the guys at Best Buy didn't flinch or indicate that they found it. I wonder if I try it at the Apple store?

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I ve an pornhub amateur account

You put vodka in her juice box didn't u? Kids are such light weights

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I stand corrected then.

You ever see her naked ?

url?

You will regret. No one on earth but you can perfectly craft your own personal hellscape. Remember that I told you before it was too late that being bored with contentment will seem a retarded reason for having done so in retrospect.
Rape your wife instead. Screencap this.

No. She once asked me to open her bra but only to disappear then in her room. She held it in position and closed the door

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jerked it to my cousin about 30 times

Amateur. I jerk to her daily since 10 years

She older or younger than you ?

Younger. 4 years

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Good luck in your endeavors.

She got a bf and I am her half brother. I will never get her, user

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Well since you aren't interested in other girls because of her, what are you gonna do ? Go celibate ? Gay ?

Where was that last pic taken btw ? I don't recognize the location at all...

Don't give up. Wait patiently for her bf to cheat on or dump her, then move in for the kill. Gonna happen some day.

Probably die alone cause no girl will be good enough for me because of her

Burj Khalifa

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LOL, what a tiny willy

Years ago I "accidently" left the door cracked so my girlfriends bff and roommate would walk in on me changing. I was hard as a rock and she got the perfect view. Years later she brought it up again. Will greentext both stories if wanted

I don't believe that quite. They already moved together and yeah..

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Ever done anything with your mom?

Hell yeah

i used to wear my sister's panties

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Good job jack bitch killer

Once a moms friend (unmarried and very good looking, mid forties) asked me to fix her phone like the past 30 times. This time I told her it was serious and I need to do it on my PC.
I took it home and recovered like a few hundred pictures and nudes of her, anything you can think of it was probably there, even the weird off angle, why was I taking this pic pictures, missed timing shots..

I've probably jerked off a thousand times to them, I think I know her body better than her by now.
I am seriously thinking of roofing her or something and fucking her for hours

Used to have a girl show me her huge tits while we worked to get me to do more work for her (worked like wonders because tits) I was super close to fucking her but I have a gf and now she is married. The tits have stopped and we occasionally ‘flirt’ with each other. I had a photo of her tits once but I lost it, regret that the most. I just wanna see them again

Greentext it

>be me
>moved to shitty town few months ago
>meet wrong people, catch bad habits
>last month, short on cash.
>PLANS
>meet with a new dealer at random location
>have friends with me loaded
>dealer swings by but not alone
>walk up to driver window, friends waiting in back of car but hidden
>whip out cash
>drugs drugs drugs
>they leave.. or they think they are.
>roadblocked, guns pointed at driver and his passengers.
>walk up to window again, "if you try anything funny, they'll kill you, hand over everything, cash and all"
>payday
>get names, where they live, a picture of the car and everyone in vehicle
>let them go but with a strong warning..

>last week.

>friend involved stabbed multiple times
>2 days ago, another found chopped up into pieces

Now I am waiting my turn or the other 3 but for now while still alive... live life I guess.

I impregnated a schizophrenic and very mentally I'll woman. I got away with it because I'm a medical chimera. My balls belong to my fraternal twin I absorbed in the womb

>girlfriends roommate always would come to her room when she got home from work.
>Friend is not as hot as my girl but still cute, and innocent since shes only been with 1 guy (her bf then current fiance)
> Just got out of shower, girlfriend in her bathroom.
>I hear the roommate get home and say hi to her 3rd roomie downstairs.
>Quickly crack the door halfway and get hard as fuck
> I stood where she would instantly see me from the doorway
>Hear her say my girls name as she came up the stairs.
>Dropped towel, and jerked it to full. >Stood there and waited till she was right at the door, then started stepping into my boxers right when I knew she could see me.
>I face the wall, giving me a peripheral of the doorway, exposing my hard dick perfect angle
>I see her stop and stand there but not say anything
>Knowing shws watching I pulled up the boxers up to my knees. Pulled it down to reveal its full length for 3 or so seconds and rubbed it up amd down a few times, then covered it fully
>Whole time she doesnt think I can see her there
>Saw her leave as I got the rest of my clothes on.

Later she told my girlfriend that she accidently saw my penis without me knowing. When asked about it she said was def bigger than her bfs and that she doesn't know how my gf could suck it. Now they are engaged and I smile knowing I am the biggest cock she will ever see since hes her first. She will always compare it to his when shes with him now. She saw it one time after on my girls phone too whem I sent my girl bj pics from the night before. Her response was saying "holy shit" looking at the pics then giving it back to my girl

At a party last week the girl brought it up again for the first time. Want to hear how that happened too?

I love to commit crimes nothing serios really i just steal stuff but lately
Ive been wanting to steal my apartments golf cart and stash it at a friends

My wife and I go to church most Sundays. She goes with a pussy full of cum and crotchless panties under her skirt.

remember it and still dont know how it could work... I search it and it was only videos talking about "you're a slut" so idk how he can make her listen it

>had a child with a 54 year old woman

That's a stupid idea unless it's for a short story or something.

Larp. Next...

continue user.

I like my girlfriend's sister, she is 14 years old

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Yeah, post more

I recorded a 15 Yo girl changing and loved to share her.

That's not your girlfriend's sister

I shot thick ropes of cum in my gf moms panty draw

I shat in a tuba once.

My wife left me few weeks ago and my whole world has been fucked ever since. Today would be our anniversary. I'm justbdrunk enough that im contemplating killing myself tonight.

I dont want to try anymore bros...

A woman who lives near me is in a perpetual argument with her hubby. Over time, it has become clear to both of us, we need to be fucking each other. She's ok with that idea, but she's afraid she'll get caught. She tells me she dreams about it, and when she plays with herself, it's to thoughts of me. She's fucking hot, so I'm thrilled with that. I want to fuck the shit out of her too, but have to be equally careful because....I'm married as well.

Any time you feel like fucking her just go jerk off to get your head straight. Pussy isnt worth it bro.

Aborted like 3 babies

go donate some years to disaster relief organizations. probably meet some cool girls there too. if you still feel like your life is meaningless after contributing hundreds/thousands of hours toward people who are at the bottom of bottom with no other options, then kys then. but at least kill yourself in a way to harvest your organs

>flash forward 3 years, turns out they break up no longer engaged
>the girls birthday party, few weeks single
>getting a shot with my girl and her
>First thing she says out of the blue is "You know what I was just thinking about the other day?"
>"What bday girl?"
>"The time I saw anons dick"
>Nearly spit my drink out in surprise
>Girlfriend knew but must have forgotten
>Asks "What?! When!" As i assure her she is one who told me it happened
>Girl goes on to tell the story in detail.."when we lived together and the door was wide open and walked in and saw me standing.... " etc etc.
>"Was he hard?!" Asked gf
>"YES! Very!" She replied without hesitation
>We say how we must have just finished fucking etc.
>She smiles at me and teases me about it some more until others interrupted us

I never thought she would bring it back up so long after. Do you think it was because she wasn't with her ex anymore and liked my dick?

If you think that's a bad person, then you're in for a rude awakening, user

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Don't kill yourself over a woman.

My left this world nearly 10 years ago next month. I remarried but never thought id find love again. The secret is she used to be a stripper. But we ended up dating. I was in a really bad place at the time.
She helped me through it. Its okay to be sad, but the pain will pass. You can never fill the hole that someone leaves when they go but you can surround yourself with friends and good people.

This.

Her age? Yours? Story?

Only if your own existence and the way you feel is all you care about. In fact, this implies you haven't learnt to truly care about others yet.

I'm a zoophile with a bird shit fetish, or at least, I WANT to be a zoophile, because birds are just so beautiful and their body's are superior to the human body in so many ways.

Every day when I jack off, I fantasize/imagine in my head a 3 foot long(about the size of a golden/harpy eagle), fully sapient red tailed hawk taking a massive shit and piss on some guys dick, which is used to lubricate his dick while he's fucking her.

But sometimes, unfortunately, I end up jacking it to a human, and I end up fucking hating myself.

Ive showered with a 9yo girl quite a few times

>iLitter

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Not-this.

So, who's turn to "this." or "not this." now? I take it we're all supposed to if one person is, right?

GTFO, summerfag.

Why?

Why not? I would.

YOU MONSTER

Don't cry if people treat you like you treat them.

When you gotta go...

>t. Yeah you’re the retard! Yeah you, the one I cut the tag out of!

???

Encouraging good advice? So you are an autistic summerfag. Can't wait for that short bus to stop in front of your house when school starts, huh?

I ate Captain Queeg's strawberries.

Ate all his canned peaches, too, but he never found out about that.

I care that other people care about me. Not that I care about me. I went from happily married to self destructive when my wife died.
Forgive me if my priorities become a bit jaded after that. The only reason i never killed myself to start with was I was worried if there was a heaven Id run into my wife and she'd beat my ass. Or I was just a plain coward.

I care about the people that matter to me because I matter to them. But beyond that. Who knows. Just didnt think they should kill themself.

both

Went on holiday with my sister after my gf broke up with me. Said she could come if she paid for the name change. All inclusive hotel.

Long story short after the third night we fucked.

i ordered about 800 dollars worth of drugs from the darknet lol wasted so much money lol. also i wish i had a submissive fem fat boy who i can kiss and fuck your fat booty.

Nothing, I once rubbed my cock on her feet while she was asleep but that's it

Then what happened?

When I was 16 I was addicted to OxyContin and robbed a 7/11 for drug money. I’m not gonna greentext because I don’t really like discussing serious matters in greentexts. I was 16 years old, and I was addicted to oxys. I snuck out almost every night to get fucked with my friends, and at this point it almost became routine to me. I had a part time minimum wage job in a local supermarket, but I was fired because I was always missing days and showing up at the wrong times because I’d rather be getting high. Well this job was how I was paying for my oxy habit, and when they understandably let me go I was furious because essentially they had cut me off. I desperately went around my house trying to find anything to get high, and I eventually found some paint thinner and sniffed the ever living shit out of it and I was immediately fucked. But the high was short, like not even an hour, and was nothing compared to the oxys I was used to. This is when I came up with the plan to rob someone. I knew if I did it in my own town I would definitely be caught, small town everyone knew eachother and I have a pretty distinctive deep voice and I’m pretty tall, so even with a mask someone could identify me. So you know how you can google a certain business and it will give you the busiest hours on what days? Well I googled a 7/11 one town over and on average their busiest time of the week was 2:00 P.M. on a Thursday. I didn’t know how I would get away with a robbery in broad daylight, but I didn’t care because I needed the fucking money. So I took my Glock 17 BB gun (it looks very real, like you would have to fire it to know it’s a BB gun), sunglasses and a red bandana to cover my face, and a dark sweatshirt with a change of clothes in a backpack, and I wore my older brothers shows because he was 2 sizes bigger than me. I was paranoid as fuck, and sweating and visibly nervous. My mom was at work so I called in myself sick saying I was my dad at school.
Continued...

The day after we were hungover and maybe a bit disgusted with ourselves. Then we talked about it at lunch , wasnt as weird after that. I confessed to her it was the best blow job id ever had and she told me she was surprised when she had an orgasm. That at the time it was just drunken body wanting dick. We didnt have sex that night but we did the morning after then every day for the rest of the holiday.

...

Yeah :'(

Good for you. No problems since?

Serious porn addiction, 3 times a day
Oof

Do nofap

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Is this an episode of house?

None. We said it was a one time thing on the plane back. But then it changed to ocassional family gatherings or if one of us was visiting the other in town. It isnt all the time but frequent enough. A bit of a forbidden thrill but basically just good sex. We stopped recently because she is trying for a kid with her husband and didnt want bad genetics. I think she might stop for good now but if thats the case it was a some fond memories

Then I show up to the 7/11. I walk up to the clerk who is a teenage girl who looked like she couldn’t have been older than me, I hadn’t even pulled out my gun yet and she looked terrified. I finally pulled out my BB Gun and shouted OPEN THE FUCKING DRAWER AND YOU DONT GET HURT. I know it’s cringe but it’s all I could think of, I mean I was just as scared as her but there was this need inside of me that if I didn’t get this money that I would never be the same again, oxys withdrawal just fucks you up like that. I keep just screaming and screaming and she finally opens the drawer. She hands me $40, forty ducking dollars. It was right after a shift change and there was no money in the register. I was fucking furious, I pistol whipped her with my BB gun out of rage. The terrified look in her eyes haunts me to this day, she just looked so scared. She was some poor innocent little girl who just started her shift, and here I come, some tall, horrendous piece of shit junkie looking for spare cash for his next high at any cost. I knew I had to get out quickly because the cops had to be on their way, so I bolt out of there and into a nearby ally way between two department stores and change out of my clothes. I walk home with my $40 and feel horrible. I can’t stop thinking about the look in her eyes, just this scared, puppy dog look that shook my to my fucking core. I finally come home at around 2:45 and I just lay on my bed and cry for an hour, reflecting on what I just did. This isn’t the person I wanted to become, this isn’t the path that I wanted to go down. I knew I needed help but I didn’t know who to go to, because my parents would kill me, the school would suspend me, and be cops would arrest me. I truly felt like the world was out to get me. There was a part of me that wanted to get caught, because I felt like the only thing that could help me was being charged with assault and armed robbery. Continued...

A close religious friend confided in me that she lost her virginity. I'm not religious so I didn't judge or anything but she was conflicted about it and felt guilty. Anyway a few months later we were talking and she told me she was super horny and just needed to have sex to get over it. I jokingly suggested me and she kinda laughed. The topic changed but maybe 10 minutes later she asked me point blank if wanted to fuck. I said sure. She had a bit of a butter face but a great body. She was a bit crazy in bed, and we had a fun night. She let me creampie her

how old was she, when she lost it?

19, we were in college at the time

But that day I got my act together. I went to the school therapist and told her about everything. My addiction, the robbery, how I snuck out most nights, why I got fired, everything. That eventually got me back on track, but it sure wasn’t fucking easy. It turns out the girl I hit actually went to the high school in that town, and I gave her a concussion with my pistol whip. The entire school was up in arms and wanted this fucker caught, but I took so many precautions that they never found me. But in my state it’s a law that anything you say to a school psychologist/therapist, they then have to tell your parents. They told them about my oxy addiction, but thank god for my therapist because she kept her mouth shut about the robbery. My parents were royally pissed about me doing drugs and sneaking out, and that I went to the school and not them for help, but in a way I was relieved because I knew they were gonna find out eventually and I’m just happy they found out on my terms, and didn’t find a ziploc bag full of pills wrapped up in an old t shirt in my closet. So Dr. Rabinowitz if you’re reading this, thank you for helping me. And Hailey if you’re reading this, I’m so sorry for making you feel like a terrified, caged animal and hitting you on the side of the head for not getting what I wanted. You haunt me everyday with the memory of what I’ve done. I simple fact write out in words how much grief I feel even typing this out to anonymous strangers on the internet. I’m sorry.

What happened next?

bless you user
If you believe in God, He has forgiven you if you are remorseful

Glad you got better. Some people don't have the strength, will-power, or family/friends to have their back. All I can say about the robbery is do good things to others to somehow makeup for what you did.

See

My family has always struggled with drug addiction. I know what it’s like to have you’re family ruined by opiates in particular, and I wish that everyone gets the help you got.

Also dubs

spawnkilling faggot

a few years ago I was banging two really hot chicks. one night I got out of work at 8 and one of them invites me over. we fuck, no condom. it's good. Chick #2 is texting me during. "You should come over" and I know Chick #1 saw that text. anyway. leave at 930.

they live TWO MILES APART. get to Chick #2 at 9:35 and she's all over me. slight hesitation but we fuck raw dog while I still had the first chicks pussy juice on my boxers and balls.

feel bad but no one got anything so

Go for it user

licked my nelhews ass then went into the bathroom and blew a huge load all over the mirror

No shit... There's way worse than me pining over another woman to be found around here...

ok...
did she like tell you how that happened?

i stole a bunch of pics from my friend and posted nudes of his gf and pics of her sucking his cock

pls not die

I jerked off to my 6 y/o cousin when she was asleep

Beaner here

I used to work as a "hawk" for a major drug cartel when i was 15
Id basically notify about the police movement and opposite cartel members, it was the lowest level yet the most dangerous (most deaths come from either hawks or "sicarios")
Luckily enough i made friends with a high rank guy. He basically allowed me to get out of it without problems (most people who want to leave get shot at)

bump so thread doesn’t die

I'd say she's very interested if your dick is on her mind that much. How big is it?

i bet they were thankful for keeping prices artificially high

Greentext?

Bump

>be me
>22 y/o, horny as shit
>sleeping over aunts house because it’s the 4th of July, I got reaaaaaly drunk and I couldn’t drive home
>aunt was nice enough to let me sleep over until I sobered up
>so I’m jerking it loli porn on the couch at like 1:00 in the morning, and I drunkingly think “how about I go beat it to the real thing”
>2 story house, the parents sleep on the top floor and their 6 y/o daughter sleeps alone on the ground floor
>I creep over to her room and open the door just a crack
>she’s barefoot and wearing skimpy little sleep shorts, I can almost see right up into her tight little ass
>I contemplate just out and out rape but I know for sure I’ll get caught, and my drunk horny mind isn’t gonna go that far
>so I’m peaking through just jerking it, and she must’ve gotten hot or something because it’s early July so she takes her shirt and shorts off
>jackpot
>I finally cum like a fucking water fountain, all over her rug and door
>I don’t even bother to clean it up
>wake up next morning
>hungover
>I remember that I didn’t clean it up
>FUCK.jpg
>I walk over to see her on all fours trying to scrub it up
>sneak a creepshot and thank my aunt and leave
>jerk it to that creepshot for months

You have no butt!

how long ago did it happen?
have met her again?

I like to wear the thongs I have taken from friends while I fap to their pics

This was last July so like a month and a half ago
I have met her since but the circumstances have not arrived for that to happen again

i’ve been hooking up with my roommates girlfriend for a little while now

i have a few pics and vids

I am Spartacus

Care to share, user?

I want to fuck or fight, maybe both. I've been taking t boosters and I just feel fucking primal. It's good to have energy again at least, but I'm just frustrated all the time instead of sad.

i see
but she like you at least. do you take her for walks or something?

Dude. Go start a new life and do all the crazy shit you wanted to do, since forever.
Why off yourself? You got a chance to become who've you wanted to be.
Move to another state or country. Start a new life.

sure

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I'm currently in debt and at risk of getting kicked off my apartment because my hours got heavily cut at work and no one in my family knows.
Not like they'd help me either way.
I wish didn't have to quit school when i was younger to help with bills, maybe it'd be easier to get a new job now

>but does she like you at least?

Oh shit youre that user. Your roommate knows doesnt he. Pretty sure he was on the other day talking about it

Yeah sometimes she comes skiing with me and my friends. I can already imagine her in a secluded cabin with just me, and I ram my massive cock up her tiny innocent little butthole.

Haven’t we all?

So how is Jack in bed?

he does lol

he posted about it?

You must be pretty special, Scrappy Jack is usually a Top...

>skiing
in july/august?
> my massive cock
how massive are talking?

i mean like how often are alone with her? or does she like sitting on (in?) your lap or something?

Hi Jack, looking forward to the barbecue on Guy Fawkes...

Cousin wanted out
Got shot
On the leg, still has it there but is out

No not in the summer you fucking donut like in July. And by massive I mean like 6 3/4 inches and pretty fat too but I’ve never calculated circumference

archiechipie on wickr or kik. Let's talk

Don't care about anything you just said. EXCEPT, rape your wife. I totally agree with this. Bonus points if you get restraints that attach under your bed so she can't get away when you take her unlubed ass. Just sayin.

did you do anything?

what in the actual fuck...

do explain...

You're all dead. Well, most of you anyway. The fires currently occurring in the arctic are one of the last warnings before the storms destroy most of what you know.

The storms are coming and you should run to the equator while you can.

Contractual obligation fulfilled. Episode 35.

Welcome to Yea Forums.

it probably wouldn't work

Nothing lasts forever. Just wait it out. But, yeah, definitely find a woman to fuck while you're waiting.

Save any pics?

aaah another innocent child looking to be indoctrinated into a racist pedophillic furry sex cult

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>6 3/4 inches
fairly solid
does she like skirts btw?

> on wickr
i prefer sticking to only one honeypot

Just fuck her. You only regret it when you don't fuck pussy you could have fucked.

A few years ago I was watching a lot of cuckold porn and shared my fantasies with my girlfriend. We hadn't talked about putting any of it in action, but she decided to that on her own will. Did it after dinner we had for my birthday. When she realized I wasn't into it like that, she gagged me and let the guy fuck her ass, something I never got to do.

Broke up with her the next day

I fapped to the Octomom porn. Surprisingly, she actually made me nut.

>Get gun
>Go full Frank castle

You'll be doing your community a solid by taking out criminals, AND wiping out competition and and giving yourself a hard rep.

Just saying, better than getting stabbed to death or chopped up. You've got the element of surprise now.

Oh yeah she loves little short skirts, short shorts, and tank tops. she even has pretty pink panties, I’ve been trying to steel a pair for almost a month to no avail. But I did steal one of her sandals once. Came in it and put it back lmao

You should have raped her when she only came up with $40. She could have given you her own money from her purse.

Why feel bad?
Fucking chick back to back is one of the best things in life.

elii.cc(slash)tjr05

This

You're pathetic, she will never EVER do anything with you

I want to see a girl drive barefoot. Gets me hard as diamonds

fuckin hot

>girls on the internet

CA had June skiing

I get off posting my sis creeps and reading what other anons would do to her, not a big hit since i dont post face but still got a couple of replies and i fap to those thoughts

Newfag lurk more

Am the user you replied to. Frank castle is the punisher.

Get a gun, and go full punisher on the people that killed the friends.

Also who said anything about names?

I replied to wrong post

Well, I'm sorry for jumping the gun there, user. :)

I almost licked used toilet paper.

I want to ask my co-worker out. Should I?

my sister and i fooled around when we were kids up until junior high. never sex, just oral. she didnt want to lose her virginity to me.

Stop getting drunk, it's only going to lead to problems especially for someone with your condition

older, younger or twin?
have you rubbed dick against her?

I'm a year and a half older. Yes I have. We started as kids just laying naked together. Then we would kiss each other and by the time we were in junior high, we were going down on each other.

Oldfag

When did this meme started?

'88. Duh.

> just laying naked together
like on top of eachother?
how old were you when that started?

>I am seriously thinking of roofing her
What, are you gonna give her shingles?

kek

Someone stole our golf cart at work once. Turns out you dont even need a key to start it, just give it a good push downhill and the engine will turn over.

We'd sneak under sheets and strip down and kinda just lay next to each other. Eventually our hands wandered, but we were just dumb kids, around 6 or 7.

But it was something we'd do every now and again. Around junior high, we actually took to exploring. We'd kiss, she jerked me off, and we went down on each other.

I cheat on my GF all the time. She has no clue, but I've fucked others more than her

My gf started fingering my ass during sex. The other day I couldn’t finish when masturbating so I fucked my ass with a bed post will masturbating. Came instantly.

Broke up with my long distance gf in while we were in college. She wanted to get back together and offered to “show me what I was missing” on her webcam. I watched her strip and play then never talked to her again.... all of my roommates watched too

You could write her an anonymous letter (wear gloves and stuff to prevent leaving fingerprints) and apologize, explain that you felt so bad you sought help for your addiction and stopped the robberies, promise you'll never ever do something like that again, and write that you wish her the best and hope she can heal as you never wanted her to suffer and that you will leave her alone now.

i did my sister when she was passed out

actually user that’s a good idea. I might do that, but it’s been almost 6 years since then and I have no idea what happened to her. How would I even find her?

me too, was hot af

i am feeling lonely..im thinking about going to the brothel today.

Raped my gf in the boom boom lol

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Are you me? Seriously my girlfriend is 54 to my 29 and am pretty sure she's pregnant

Why rape her if she's your gf?

how do you do it/meet them?

Can we see pic of your sis ?

Things are going to be boring with someone you have been married to for years. Leaving your wife because of that is a shitty reason to end your marriage.

Nah, sorry. Wouldn't wanna expose her like that. All my friends always wanted to bang her though. She's thin and very pretty. There used to be nudes of her I found on our computer that she sent her boyfriend, but I made the mistake of not saving them.

I’m at a point in my marriage where sex has gotten boring for me. My wife is boring in the sac and i need more. We have talked about being more adventurous in bed using toys and dressing up for each other. But she hasnt come thru with anything. The more we have sex the more i grow bored of her. Its been about 6 months since ive came from sex. I have more pleasure and more stimulation jerking off to porn then i do fucking her. We are both good looking and in shape but idk what is wrong with me. Idk what to do Yea Forums ive opened up to a coworker during one of our happy hours. We talked about our kinks and fantasies and what we like in bed and at the end of the conversation there was this lingering feeling. We had some sort of tension going on and we just stared into each other but snapped out of it. I dont want to cheap on my wife but im so bores with our sex life and its already been 2 years and multiple talks and empty promises of trying new things in bed. Help. Me.

I suck at typing my apologies.

I know where Cotton-eye Joe came from and where he went

I heard MDMA may help you both see your stale relationship in a new light....

Wife body.

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She wont even smoke weed with me... but i have smooe with my coworker

Lel, faggot

Smoked* Fuck i suck at typing im sorry im a little tipsy

do you have pics of her dirty panties?

I love to show off my butt plug in public. I get a itch to be a slut on random days. Always get home dripping and ready to get myself off with my wand

Where you at?

Wife's cute friend stayed for a few days. I looked through her stuff when they were out and played with all her panties.

Pic related.

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I have to get up early for work but I'm drunk and still drinking so it could be a rough day

Nyc baby.

V?

Have a Nice day

shithole

you love your ass filled dont you :) what part of the city are you from?

Hi im in nyc

Thanks. Driving a school bus isn't too hard, I'm sure it will be fine

Kik me! MikeS558

For what? I already said I won't post her picture and I don't have nudes of her. What would be the point?

i want to slam that pussy

We can trade, confidentially. I have things you might want to see.

Could you be more specific? I doubt I have anything worth trading.

>Father is an asshole and passed me anger issues genetically
>Have an Oedipus complex
>Father is sickly and mother needs attention
>Don't want to die
>He gets worse and worse and worse..I get so much more angry at him. I'll never live thru him because he could have killed myself and me alone. It's an unending cycle.

>Start fucking my mother again
>She stops crying when I'm angry
>I get so bad, the only reason she cries is because I tell her she shouldn't cry anymore for me, or she knows I'm hurting.
>The rage builds up inside me, so I get more sick that I start to take off everything except my clothes
>This causes the anger to escalate even more
>I kill my father for no reason
>My mother doesn't even cry. Not even as much as I don't want. This is so awful. If I could do it over again, I wouldnt go through this again.
>I want to become a gang member. Then I get my own gang. Then I would become the gang leader
>>This cycle repeats itself

Used to listen in and fap to my sister getting smashed

same

>>Be me, 7 years old
>> 14 year old brother decides I'm eye candy
>> Rapes me
>> This keeps happening for months, scared to tell mom and dad.
>> Finally tell him that if he touches me again, mom and dad are finding out
>> Years down the road, brother ends up diagnosed with schizophrenia
>> feelzgood
>> nobody his age wants to hang out with him, so he stole all of my impressionable friends.
>> they wanted to hang out with him and not me, itscoolbro, my close friends stayed close
>> he raped one of my friends, she tells nobody but me.
>> At this point, he is irreversibly a shit bag.
>> Go years without talking to him, anger is building the more I age and the more I think about him and how terrible of a person he is
>> Brother diagnosed with anal cancer, becomes a raging cocksucker living in parents house for free and completely taking advantage of it
>> user decides its time to announce to family the past after being sick of brothers shit
>> brother kicked out of house, addicted to drugs, dying of anal cancer
>> currently, i'm a highly functioning adult with 2 kids and very successful in my career choice.
>> saw brother at a homeless shelter I was dropping shoes off at, hair is thin and falling out. He weighs maybe 130 lbs.
>> revenge is mine

I've had a chubby ex recongized twice. Total slut with chest tattoo.

>user has a heartbreaking yet heartwarming story about overcoming his drug addiction and the horrible things he did
>some dumbass (you) decides to be and edgy faggot becuase you don’t even have the balls to leave your house

thank you for coming to my ted talk

I do the laundry for my wife and myself. She has a wet pussy, and leaves grool in her panties almost every day. I scrape it up, and save it in a little film container in a drawer at my desk. If it has about a day to dry its about the consistency of fresh nutmeg. I've played around with it in a number of ways, but my favorite is to let is to compact it, set it on my tongue, and gently roll it around in my mouth. The challenge is to not cum too fast before it dissolves, and to not gag on it too much because that increases saliva production, which breaks it down faster. I consume about a ball a month. Sometimes I chew it up so it gets stuck to my teeth, and I can suck on my teeth and taste it.

This is the most beta post I've seen in a loooong time and I stopped reading after the first sentence.

have fun

How else am I going to get that kind of access to her dirty panties?

Does she hide or lock up her dirty clothes until laundry day?

been with my gf for 9 years
just recently ive been sharing her nude pics on Yea Forums with anons on kik and I dont know how to feel about it anymore
Been trying to get her into threesomes/cuckolding with no success

basically won the lottery by having a cute half asian dedicated/loyal gf but i've been blowing it

No, it goes in the hamper. She's home most of the time, so I need to have an excuse to be digging in the laundry and sorting it out. It also gives me alone time with it for the actual scraping.

I recorded a 15 Yo girl changing without knowing. She used to wear a bigger bra than her tits. When I saw the video I came buckets with it for weeks. Afterwards I decided to share it and it exploded the internet. she was reposted like in every famous site. She was taken down a few times, but she's still out there.

I have really sweet girlfriend who loves me more than anything but I'm unhappy and want to break up. I feel so bad that I want this because she is really emotionally invested in me. I dont know what to do.

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I want to fuck my manager

She’s a dirty blonde in her early thirties, blue eyes with a big butt. She’s got this stupid retail voice but my god when she shuts up and turns around my imagination runs wild.

Do u live in a supermax prison or something?

bro story of my life at work. Pretty sure I could fuck most of my co-workers... RIP marriage.

wut

Nevermind

nowut

The person I thought could actually be someone I could be honest and share my life with, and make it through any hardship with, has virtually made it clear she's not interested anymore.

It just.. happened, she was just gone from my life with no explanation and I'm losing my sanity.

Already a suicidal mess and this feels like it's going to push me over

dude

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When I was a high school senior, I saw this developed 6th grader that at the time I really wanted to have sex with. She had it going on and probably didn't realise it.

It's ridiculous to think you couldn't snag a pair or 2 once in a while without her noticing instead of doing them all at once. Does she abuse you?

post video

I would never hurt someone/something intentionally. But if I was to run into the guy who got her pregnant, I'd attempt to kill him on the spot.

why are you unhappy with her?

She knew. They all know. Still nothing wrong with being attracted to her

wait, what?

Quit being a self loathing pussy, act like a boss, and cheat.

>would never
>but
Pick one

Every time she wears those tight blue jeans I want to lose it

Her butt bounces when she walks

>be me
>be 21
>came back from night of drinking with friends
>friend takes bar, gave girl whole bar of xanax
>she is beyond gone and had to carry her back to our apartment
>leave her on the bed downstairs
>friend passes out next to her
>roommate invites in mexican neighbors for first time
>roll up blunt
>smoke it with them
>i knock over ashtray and go downstairs to get vaccum
>see one of the mexicans trying to get inside passed out girl
>he had her doggystyle, she was still completely knocked the fuck out
>passed out friend was right next to them still asleep
>"what the fuck are you doing?"
>obviously know what he's doing, I wanted to see what he was gonna say
>wide-eyed looking crazy he speaks spanish back to me
>friend is still passed out right next to them
>walk away and go up stairs and text roommate he's raping her
>roommate sees the text while still smoking with the other mexican neighbors
>"where's your friend? who is he?"
>"Oh that guy? We don't know him, he's retarded, he's crazy"
>everyone goes downstairs and catches him trying to take her but she's total dead weight and drops her
>one of the neighbors drops his beer
>"you rape that girl?"
>cold cocks the fuck out of him
>nigga starts bleeding
>they're screaming spanish and he's scrambling for the door
>friend got told by girl she doesn't remember anything at all
>hear them fuck in the morning
pic related her

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Don't want to get banned.

I would harm one specific person, Better?

I just got drunk with my emfroends ex, I am home now, and I am not sure if I was super honest with her over so much personal stuff because of me or because I want to fuck even after telling her that I wanted to hooked up with her but Inrecognize that would be bad for so many reasons including just had for both us emotionalitu.

i would also have raped her if i found her passed out, but would have carried her to my place. everyone would have thought she just left.

Yes, much better.

the problem is the porn user i promise. nofap cold turkey and watch your entire life transform. even if she has the most boring pussy on the planet you'll enjoy it in ways you couldnt even fathom

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pic of her or just butt?

I want different things in life than her. We have nothing in common and I she doesn't listen to me when we talk. She is also extremely immature. I feel like I'm leading her on at this point and not being honest with myself. We've been together over 2 years.

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And thats why i dont like my girl is a teacher, besides the teenagers looking at her ass and fantazise about her add up the coworkers doing the same lol

I feel so tired and without motivation all the time. What are you taking? Couldn't find anything that works.

A pedo.

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Ofc you would, you would've definitely raped that girl.

Why do people lie about what they'd do, this nigga rly out here trying to act big by saying he'd rape a passed out girl like the regarded Mexican that got clocked. Ya know what Mr 200IQ women are all whores, try to get a date first, heck, try to leave your mother's house first and then, and only then, can you attempt to rape a girl only to fail cuz ur dumbass don't got the brain capacity to do simple math

Also, wait til you're at least 16 before trying to pass as 18, jesus fucking Christ. To be fair, it could be one of two ways with most ppl like this, they're either genuinely regarded or 12 and don't know what a cunt is

BUMP LIMIT!!1!!

In a similar position if I chose to reciprocate a women's advances. You have to make your wife more interesting. If you aren't trying to make your relationship better than your best bet is to wait for the kid to move out. You don't need things in common to enjoy someone's company. That's how you learn more about your partner. I get that new chick is cool and neat and very nice to be around but if there's desire for her, you want to do stuff with your wife. Either way do what makes you happy. I'm not trying to away your morals but do things 100% is all I'm saying and be aware of those actions.
Put yourself first. The moment you stop doing that, youll be a door mat. Take care.

Wow, you don't have anyone else that looks better than this to use as fantasy material? Fat f to you my friend, I suggest looking for a new job

I'm a guy, I was molested by my brother but I kinda liked it.

>807485252 (You)
I didnt get your reply tbh

i am the other guy he replied (807484904 (You)) and i couldnt tell what he meant either...

Is she really that bad?

i think hes saying we are minors and we dont have his wisdom in life or some shit like that

What wasn't clear?

you might be right there ...

She's my biggest crush.

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everything

Do not ever let a girl this close to you. Not only does it feel like complete utter hell and misery but it shows that you valued her over something that could have improved your life. A passion that you could have controlled and given an equal love or intensity to, rather than a human who has evolving desires. I let this happen to me. Learn from me boys. Find your passion and women will follow but remember to never commit to 1 woman. Relationships change. Keep it fresh with new and constant change. You'll thank yourself. Passion over pussy

I think my cousin is hot and I feel ashamed

But if you follow these principles then how do you have a family? What advice would you give to those who want children?

She's not 'That bad' but I would definitely say she's not worth fawning over. (if I'm being real I'd say you do you) but in typical Yea Forums fashion you've gotta.. Radicalise your views a little, I feel at least.

Texas says hello

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I’ve always wanted to mount a teacher, preferably white with a big butt.

Daddy chill

Face redeems her a bit

Guy who wrote the replies here: I dunno what these retards didn't understand so ima simplify it for em.

Retard no. 1 you have never and most likely will never rape anyone, try touching a female first.

Retard no. 2 Your original message about your teacher looked like a pre schooler wrote it, you are not 18 and probably below the age of 16, please leave or at least lurk you fucking brain-dead tard

Not only have I jacked it to my cousin while she was in the next room, but I've also thought about being "curious" with my godsister's daughter who is about 5. Weird?

I fucked with pussy like this. Although I I had a gf and the girl was single. On your hand you have a lot more shit that could go out of hand. I would jerk off at least 3 times in your situation. The puss ain't worth man. Believe us

>being "curious" with my godsister's daughter who is about 5
u seem like a "nice guy", but stay away from children. Okay?

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Ahh, yeah, tbh muchhh better than expected. Got that pretty hot MILF look, like she's been around the block enough times to know how to lead but not toooo much, heh.

Can do friend Ya boi ain't trying to go to prison or anything. Thank God for wonderful self restraint.