My friend is a genius!

My friend is a genius!
> Has a little plasticbottle in his car cupholder, pic rel.
> Filled with windshield deicer alcohol.
> Squeeze a little of it on passenger seat when stopped at drunk driving checkpoint.
> "Did you drink alcohol today?", then "Fuck no!"
> "That smell, you have to blow the analyzer."
> Tfw.... zero. "I told you 'No', didn't I'?"
> or...."Did you drink today?", then "Yes".
> "I can smell that, you have to blow the analyzer."
> Again, tfw.... zero.
> "But you said that you have been drinking." "Yes, water, coffee, milk."
My friend never ever drinks alcohol. Also he doesn't like cops.

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trylu ebin retard

Your friend should cut the cutesy bullshit and kill the next cop who tries to fuck with him

your friend is gonna get himself shot

Wasting police time is pretty much a crime the world over.

>car gets searched
>burger peace officer cites user with open container
>go to court
>user takes the stand
>"I w-was only drinking waaterr, your h-highness" he mumbles
>spaghetti begins to fall out of mouth
>tries to continue testimony
>more sphagetti
>sentenced to 5 years hard labor in the burger mines
>such is life in Ryssa proxy state of USoA

How often does he get stopped by cops?.
I've never been stopped by a cop before

your friend doesn't value his time then

He's black

Top kek, i should do that.

so... what about this plan is "genius"? It sounds retarded. Am I missing something here?

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fuck
no but no promises about his dog

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they'll probably just charge you with something petty like wasting their time or some stupid shit.

fucking stupid

> (OP)
>Wasting police time is pretty much a crime the world over.
>Police checkpoint

I think we know who is really wasting time

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he sure owned them by inconveniencing himself for no reason
master troll XD

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>Open container of alcohol next to you in the cupholder
>instant DUI

Your friend is a dumbass