My friend is a genius!

so... what about this plan is "genius"? It sounds retarded. Am I missing something here?

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fuck
no but no promises about his dog

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they'll probably just charge you with something petty like wasting their time or some stupid shit.

fucking stupid

> (OP)
>Wasting police time is pretty much a crime the world over.
>Police checkpoint

I think we know who is really wasting time

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he sure owned them by inconveniencing himself for no reason
master troll XD

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>Open container of alcohol next to you in the cupholder
>instant DUI

Your friend is a dumbass