Be me

>be me
>go to strip club
>order food
>food shows up
>"lady" shows up and sits on my lap
>upset because I can't eat comfortably
>ask her to leave

What the fuck is wrong with me Yea Forums?

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yer a fag that's the problem also explain to me why AUDIO STREAMS ARE NOT ALLOWED that's some bullshit tbh no fuck you there's no reason you can point to that will justify this shit holy fucking christ what a shitty rule

Idk about all that. I've been able to touch at the place I go to. Pictures aren't allowed, but some of the girls don't mind the camera.

strip clubs are a bad idea anyway if you don't have access to sex. it builds up desire and self hate

you don't go to a strip club to eat faggot
go to mcdondal's for food

I already hate myself. But I can hate myself less with a stranger's tits in my face

seems good to me. I hate it when im trying to enjoy a nice meal and some bitch starts sitting on my lap

>lady sits on lap whilst trying to eat
Those are the shit clubs
The best clubs are where the ladies are soo busy, they dont waste their time with guys trying to eat
Also if they sit down and the fucking wait staff shows up to sell you a drink, fuck that

no stranger tits. stranger tits bad. if you're that attention starved get a cat or some shit

Christianity was a mistake.

My kink is strangers though, it's not about attention

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Cuckoldry was a mistake

Absolutely nothing is wrong with you. You're a hungry ass nigga, and this dumb thot dared to interrupt you. I say the real question is what's wrong with HER?

U are fine, she would have sat on any other lap she was looking to get your money

Stranger tits are superior. Collect em trade em, show em off

and you're just window shopping some shit you can't have. other anons have the right idea, go to mcdonalds and by a jewburger

need i say it again? stranger tits bad. stranger tits could literally kill you

Go to chickfila and buy some tendies.
Go to burger king and get something that's actually good.
Don't go to the strip club

>kink
Breh, stop while youre ahead. Youll end up banging dudes and ultimately theyll endup banging you..

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Correct.

Also, don't go to strip clubs where you're not allowed to fuck in the VIP. Waste of time and money.

>stranger tits can kill
Anything can kill you if youre careless. A car, a gun, a sandwhich. Just becareful m8, youll be fine

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who here hates stranger tits
also don't post porn, pornfaggot

Nothing.

you're saying ordering food at the strip club is a good idea? Just don't order milk kek

bump

Op here, why would you bump this?

Idk I kind of want to eat my food without accidentally spilling it on the stripper and make her unsexy as fuck

maybe you're just gay user

Like I said before, I want the tits in my face. Not gay, but I was hungry and I was interrupted.

I'd bump it cause it's something other than porn, and it's unique